I love boobs

The mating call of the rarely seen Italian Calvert Scaletti. This call can be heard while the male of this species is in heat, around beutiful females, or completely unprovoked. This call is normally followed by a low pitched "ahahahahaha" and a "duuude"

While on a nature hike a rare wop-chested Italian Calvert Scaletti lept from the bushes, took the anal virginity or Lawrence Van Tassel, and fled back into the woods chanting his mating call. All you heard as he galloped away like a lama in heat was "I LOVE BOOBS". I'll never forget that day and I'm pretty sure Lawrence won't either. With the saddamizing and all.

by ~blizzy~ August 11, 2003

Bolshevism

A euphemism for the exclamation: "Bull-shit!"

"Economic stimulus package my butt! This is Bolshevism!"

by tell tale swine March 23, 2009

Boobs

Boobs, Noun. - Mountains of Happiness

Her mountains of happiness (boobs) make my pee pee tingle

by the sexual harassment panda August 3, 2012

Bolshoi

A cocktail invented in Sakhalin Island at the Sapporo bar Yuzhno.

It comprises of 100ml of Yuri vodka (there can be no substitute) poured over a large quantity of ice and topped to the top of a long pint glass with tonic. A Generous wedge of lemon is added to taste.

A subversive sub-culture blossomed in the town and cries of 'bolshoi time' are still frequently hear on Lenin st.

You've been bolshoid. I was bolshoid last night,

by Pappa Beef October 29, 2005

boobservation

The inability to look at a woman's face while speaking to her.
OR,
The intense desire to seek out and look at human (esp. female) bosoms.

Sorry, I wasn't paying attention, honey. I suffer from boobservation.

by Jammd June 19, 2011

Boobs

One of the many things women get in a divorce. Usually Wrecked.

Wow you kept your boobs!

by Crabsinmypants July 19, 2012

Boobs

Things that people glorify way too much.

"Damn, that chick has amazing boobs!"
"Who fucking cares?"
"Any straight guy, ho!"
"Sigh... What am I to do with you?"

by WalaChris April 27, 2014