book boyfriend

Basically, a male fictional crush.

"I love Keefe, he's my book boyfriend."

by whywouldyouwannaknow? July 2, 2023

Book On Tape

An audio recording of a book being read aloud. Historically, the term was used to reference a book reading recorded onto a cassette, hence the term "on tape". Although cassette tapes are no longer commonly used, the term "Book on Tape" in the modern day can refer to any medium of audiobook recording (CD, Radio, streaming platforms).

I need to find a good book on tape for my long road trip!

by AG41 July 11, 2023

Book-Douche

A person who flaunts their smartness in every situation possible.

Tree: Bro, I heard you failed that exam
DJ: Yeah bro, I'm kinda bummed out
Tree: Yeah anyways, I got programmed a discord bot to solve my hw. Should I help you study? I got a stack of 100% in that class last year. Yeah, I skipped a grade how did you know?
DJ: Bro stfu you are actually such a book-douche

by JackHill July 18, 2022

Book of Mormon

A book of Holy Scripture and another Testament of Jesus Christ. A companion volume to the Holy Bible. Recounts the spiritual journey of God's people who went to the Americas. Contains the everlasting and full Gospel of Jesus Christ. Recounts Jesus Christ's visit to the Americas after His resurrection.

One of the canonical books of Scripture of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Contains a promise that all who study it and ask in prayer may know of its truth. The pure Word of God.

The Book of Mormon is the most correct of any book on earth, and we can get nearer to God by applying its precepts than by any other book.

by Jay April 19, 2005

read a book

v.

code word for smoking pot when in a public area and trying to keep it on the down-low

-in a public area-
Man#1 "Dude studying for the finals was killer and I need something to help me relax"
Man#2 -pulls out a lighter- "You down to read a book with me?"
Man#1 "SURE!"

by MonstaKev March 8, 2010

book soldier

Origin probably military. A book soldier is a person caught up in details and procedures, but lacking in experience and insight. Typically used disparagingly, a book soldier typically is a bureaucrat or official of small import enforcing petty rules that the objects of his/her decision see as virtually meaningless. As a result of, or in compensation for, this focus on minute details, the book soldier secures his or her reputation by being, or described as being, head-smart not street-smart, or educated fool, or drone, lacking empathy and grace.

"Second Lieutenant Johnson" was the classic book soldier: He knew ROTC protocol but nothing about actual warfare, or how to handle a platoon for that matter. If he can't find it in the manual, he freaks out. That's why Sarge calls the shots."

"Jason is a sweet person in real life but at work, in Human Resources, he is a total book soldier. He told me once that one of the staff missed making Employee of the Month because of a two-minute discrepancy between the time clock and the sign-in sheet. I guess in a job like that, it pays to be anal, but fortunately that's not the Jason I usually see."

by al-in-chgo September 10, 2010

book up

Like "to look something up", but on facebook

Stan: I heard a new guy called Bob Billson is working here from tomorrow.

Lee: Cool, I'll book him up tonight.

Stan: Book up?

Lee: Like look up, but on facebook

by blu3wat3r May 23, 2010