bloodhorn

Male anatomy commonly referred to as "Penis"

She reached down into my pants and furiously grasped my bloodhorn.

by Andre January 14, 2004

Blood Cougher

Someone who coughs up blood due to smoking too much, or smoking using a bad smoking apparatus. Generally, the bleeding is caused by a popped lung or some sort of airway drying.

Other people who are blood coughers are heavy alcoholics and cannibals.

"Hey dude, see the game last night?"
*Dude coughs up blood.*
"Awe fuck you blood cougher, go to the hospital."

by Anonystoner September 3, 2009

blood shweef

During a womans period, she thinks she is just going to queef but finds that, during the process, blood has been expelled from the vagina and wet drippy feces from the anus.

"Oh god karen, I knew I shoulda held that queef in. Now I just soiled myself with a blood shweef."

by Andy Zavs March 31, 2010

blood quarf

During a womans period. A fart and queef combined where each is followed by drips of blood

"look at the stains on the front and back of her jeans, she definatly blood quarfed!!"

by Andy Zavs March 31, 2010

bloodhound status

A person of authority who can smell drugs easily; like a bloodhound.

The moment I walked into the door, my dad went all bloodhound status on me.

by NevadanStonette May 13, 2011

blood check

The act of checking your face to see if you're bloodied. Whether it's rooting around in your mouth to see if you've loosened a tooth or checking your fingertips for blood after taking a hit to the face. Commonly used among hockey players.

"Damn, Probert really had a go at him. Look, he's pulling a blood check. Why even bother?"

by number 26 November 10, 2011

blood bubbles

When a female queefs while on her period.

Yo, I was banging this crusty cunt chick named Linda on the rag so hard the bitch started blowin' blood bubbles .

by Thievn December 7, 2015