Dirty Bird Bath

When you are in the shower with a girl and the guy stretches out his nut sack and fills it with water and then the girl drinks out of it.

I was in the shower with my girlfriend and the told me she was thirsty. So I had her bend down and I gave her a Dirty Bird Bath.

by NMBMKBKMBMGB July 25, 2009

Bird Pussy

When you are so stoned, that you feel that you're higher than bird pussy.

Stoner 1: Pass the blunt
Stoner 2: Man im so blazed i feel like im higher then bird pussy.

by Crunkzilla March 8, 2008

birdcage liner

A newspaper you don't like. See puppy trainer.

The New York Times used to be the Newspaper of Record. Now it's a birdcage liner.

by octopod April 20, 2006

baby bird

When one or more women kneel before a cock and beg for load on their face(s)...like a baby bird being fed by its mother

I gave those bitches the baby bird, and she gagged hard.

by Durty Brian, and the Dank Fist Fuckers July 25, 2003

Bird Nesting

The act of placing toilet paper in a toilet in order to absorb all of the water, then defecating on top of it, rendering the toilet unable to be flushed and resembling a bird's nest.

Prior to leaving the hotel room, Johnny got caught Bird Nesting the toilet to spite the crappy hotel service.

by JoshAndMitch January 17, 2011

Larry Bird Shit

When this finally happens it will be the most awesome thing ever. Larry Bird Shit will be Wheel-of-Fortune's last before and after before the world ends.

Contestant 1: I'll take L for 100.
Contestant 2: I'll take R for 300.

Sajak: There we go.....3 Rs.
Contestant 3: I'd like to buy a vowel....I

Sajak: Ok....2 Is.
Contestant 1: I'd like to solve the puzzle....Larry Bird Shit.

*BOOM* World ends in an instant.

by Mountain Dew Boy Pepitated April 18, 2010

Bird

As I learned from a friend who had to spend the weekend in jail for a DUI, "bird" is jail slang for chicken.

Why be so specific and use the word "chicken"? Bird is a more convenient word to memorize for a person with only a 100 word vocabulary.

"Yo, I gonna get my grub on dat bird yo"

by Ant2562001 September 19, 2012