mindlink battle 

A battle in which two people stare at each other and try to "battle with their minds." Usually they make stupid faces at each other while doing this and they look ridiculous.

Christina and Sarah had a mindlink battle in public, but they just ending up making fools out of themselves to people who didn't know what was going on.

mindlink battle by Saria March 31, 2010

Fortnite Battle Royal 

A sh*tty game that sucks on every front. If you like this game you are a loser!

“Did you hear Jimmy plays Fortnite Battle Royal” “Really? What a loser!”

Fortnite Battle Royal by Bluerazzbaby July 8, 2019

Like Battle 

Where two people "like" each other's posts on Facebook repeatedly.

Usually found in couples, these like battles can go on for hours, even days.

Here's how it works: Person A posts a status. Person B likes the status, then replies. Person A likes Person B's comment, and replies again. Person B likes Person A's comment, then replies. And so on.

(Facebook Status)

Bob: So excited for the weekend!
Megan likes this.

Megan: Can't wait to see you! ;)
Bob likes this.

Bob: Don't forget to bring the stuff!
Megan likes this.

Megan: Okay, see ya.
Bob likes this.

Bob: Bye! :)
Megan likes this.

Megan: Bye! ;)
Bob likes this.

John: Hey nice like battle you got going on here.
Megan and Bob like this.

Like Battle by Facebook McDoodle November 23, 2011

a battle cat

If you already know what a cat is then, we'll let you know that the word battle means that you're basically comitting ww2 all over again.

oh no! The germans are using a battle cat against us!

a battle cat by Mikkhal and Axuel April 26, 2017

Helicopter Battle

The act of a male performing the ‘helicopter dick’ and battling a ceiling or standing fan, also with his penis.

Doctor: So how did you slice your penis in half?

Me: I had a ‘helicopter battle’.

Doctor: Every DAMN time.

Helicopter Battle by InfiniteShoX October 4, 2017

National battle of the Josh’s 

On April 24th 2021 was the first ever NATIONAL Battle of the Josh’s, The First Victor was named Josh, even though we all thought Josh would win, Josh in fact came on top and won. Hopefully this becomes a yearly event. Every April 24th should be National battle of the Josh’s.

Josh: Hey josh what did you do April 24th.

Other josh: i was at the battle of the josh’s.

3rd josh: Hey josh’s what are you all talking about.

Josh: just the national josh battle.

3rd josh: hopefully i can participate next year if it happens.

National battle of the josh’s: A battle where Josh’s meet up and duke it out to see who is the real and true josh.

National battle of the Josh’s by Woris2216 April 25, 2021

The Battle of Reedy Creek 

The attempted flex by Ron DickSandwich, Governor of Florida and his Y’allagarchy in Tallahassee to remove the special land use permit enjoyed by Floridas’ most prolific land owner, Walt Disney World. The agreement dates back to the 1960’s and was left alone until Disney called out Ron DickSandwich about one of his fascist policies, known the world over as the “Don’t Say Gay” bill. Ron’s retaliation is seen as a thinly veiled playground bully move that will likely pave the way to him eventually selling timeshares or extended car warrantys over the phone as a career path.

The Battle of Reedy Creek is really heating up. I hear Disney is thinking of joining NATO!

The Battle of Reedy Creek by Sonicbo0mz May 4, 2022