Take a Barton

To have a shit, take a dump or Go to toilet = To take a Barton

Shit, Crap, Dump, Toilet, Pooh, Turd, Take a barton

by trixracing November 16, 2011

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Barton

Used to describe something repetitive, shallow and primarily boring. Often lacking any sort of intrigue or personality whatsoever. Inspired by Mischa Barton and her vapid character "Marissa Cooper" on THE OC.

"Dude, that lecture on post-structuralist industrial artifacts was so Barton."

by SnuffDaddy September 25, 2005

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bartel

Someone that lives off of their parents until they inherit the family wealth.

Bartel said "I dont need a job my parents give me an allowance"!

by AHAHAHAHA!! September 9, 2011

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Bartholomew

An absolute lad. Always has cracking banter wherever he is. Generally has short dark hair and a throbbing large penis. Usually laughs during funerals.

Look at that inconsiderate asshole laughing at the back there, he must be a Bartholomew.

by Bent Spoon March 28, 2019

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bartymoe

Trick frequently played by Bart Simpson in The Simpsons in which he calls up Moe's Tavern and asks Moe for someone whose name is a double entendre. Bart sneaks it past him by giving Moe the person's alleged surname first. (Funniest example is when he gets Moe to ask for a Hugh Jass ... and someone else takes the phone ...,)

Bart (on phone to Moe's): Hello, I'm looking for someone called Hugginkiss, first name Amanda?
Moe (into tavern): Hey, do we have Amanda Hugginkiss? I'm looking for Amanda Hugginkiss!
(Bart and the customers roll on the floor laughing, while Moe fumes.)

I played a bartymoe on the girl in Larry's Bar, the other day. She was so stupid it actually worked.

by Fearman August 5, 2007

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bartang

When a gentle man of leisurely intent hooks up at bar patron of the female type, who is/has a nice piece of ass - or poutang. This female can be called bartang.

When the clubs were about to close, all Jeb could think about was which piece of bartang could be a guaranteed score.

by Jeff C M October 1, 2007

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