bag of spanners

A product, device or service that appears to work, but when you look deeper turns out to be a collection of badly thought out and badly implemented ideas that is going to cause you no end of grief.

Have you seen the code they committed today? What a bag of spanners.

by d6y May 15, 2006

Bagged up

Getting arrested or caught by the police.

Man you gonna get bagged up no doubt you keep doin that stupid shit all up and down the block.

by David Kinsman April 29, 2008

Apple Bagging

The act of putting one's balls in someone's asshole.

"Dude, that girl was so hot last night; I apple bagged the shit out of her."

"Mother-fucker, there will be no apple bagging tonight."

by JBDKC March 27, 2009

burn bag

A baggie of white substance sold as cocaine usually containing a high proportion of baking soda or baby laxatives with little to no cocaine in it.

John sold me a fucking burn bag, im going to kill him!

by brok0 April 12, 2009

slap the bag

A symbolic gesture of slapping a bag of wine before proceeding to take a pull directly from the nozzle. Usually done in attempt of asking the hangover gods for protection the next morning.

"Hey man, can I get a pull of that franzia?"
"Fuck yeah, but don't forget to slap the bag first."

by slappy franzia January 06, 2014

Bag of snakes

nova scotia, Canada; bad, meaning very bad, never a good thing, crazy, unwanted, can be used as an adjective or a verb.

She is a crazy bag of Snakes!!!

by Nova Scotia Scholar October 28, 2006

Bag of Talkshit

For those people that talk a big game, but can't carry the ball.

I'm gonna open up a can of whoopass on you. Sheit...Sounds like you're opening a bag of talkshit to me.

by BigNTasty October 27, 2004