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pizza blanket

When one orders a pizza, and lays the warm box on their chest as they eat it; keeping them warm in the process...
I'm going to go home and watch netfix and lay under my pizza blanket.
by Socks and box June 26, 2016
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blanket

Blanket a piece of fabric that ties the most simple struggle of keeping warm during the night. Cherish your blanket.
I love my blanket
by p350na June 28, 2022
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Blanket

It’s a like a towel but warmer and fuzzier and when you cover your entire body with it except you face murderers and monsters are powerless because of the protection of the blanket and it’s force field.
Dude 1: wow it’s scary here
Dude 2: don’t be scared man I brought blankets to protects us from the cold and the monsters

Dude 1: thanks man that make me feel way better
by That funny person February 9, 2020
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Blanket Diving

The act of going under a blanket to smell a fresh fart.
Blanket diving is the best after chipotle
by Slimreaper22134 July 2, 2023
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Pigs in a Blanket

When someone puts one or more of their toes in a vagina or anus - the pigs are in a blanket.
“Keep those piggies warm in that blanket like a good boy…”

“Yeah, he stuck his foot in my vagina when i was bent over… He screamed “ PIGS IN A BLANKET ” then oinked. I think I have to break up with him now.”
by ‘Footherper July 26, 2024
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Blanket People

John knew he was near the Indian reservation, when he saw how many blanket people were in the store that he stopped at.
by runtothewell June 5, 2010
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Pigs in the blanket

When a woman has a giant clit and labia
Pigs in the blanket

Man, my date last night gave me a pigs in a blanket
by Cyrus324 September 17, 2019
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