When one orders a pizza, and lays the warm box on their chest as they eat it; keeping them warm in the process...
by Socks and box June 26, 2016

Blanket a piece of fabric that ties the most simple struggle of keeping warm during the night. Cherish your blanket.
I love my blanket
by p350na June 28, 2022

It’s a like a towel but warmer and fuzzier and when you cover your entire body with it except you face murderers and monsters are powerless because of the protection of the blanket and it’s force field.
Dude 1: wow it’s scary here
Dude 2: don’t be scared man I brought blankets to protects us from the cold and the monsters
Dude 1: thanks man that make me feel way better
Dude 2: don’t be scared man I brought blankets to protects us from the cold and the monsters
Dude 1: thanks man that make me feel way better
by That funny person February 9, 2020

by Slimreaper22134 July 2, 2023

“Keep those piggies warm in that blanket like a good boy…”
“Yeah, he stuck his foot in my vagina when i was bent over… He screamed “ PIGS IN A BLANKET ” then oinked. I think I have to break up with him now.”
“Yeah, he stuck his foot in my vagina when i was bent over… He screamed “ PIGS IN A BLANKET ” then oinked. I think I have to break up with him now.”
by ‘Footherper July 26, 2024

John knew he was near the Indian reservation, when he saw how many blanket people were in the store that he stopped at.
by runtothewell June 5, 2010

by Cyrus324 September 17, 2019
