cathartic arrest

Synonym for immediate onset explosive diarrhea and the euphoric experience upon being able to relieve oneself.

" ...dude you're clutching your stomach, have rapid shallow breathing and appear to be losing consciousness, are you going into cathartic arrest?"

"If I don't find a spot to deuce on the fly I'm gonna fuckin' expire "maannn!"

by Sav Ex November 23, 2013

sarcastic arrogance

when your self esteem is super low, but you still constantly compliment yourself

Sam: Man I'm so sexy.
Britney: You don't think that.
Sam: You're right, I'm just sarcastically arrogant.
(congrats u just learned about sarcastic arrogance)

by Firefly_The_Pigeon March 2, 2014

queens arrow

When you stick your bonified object into elephant shit, then begin to repeatedly fuck your sexual partner (while on period if possible.)

Dude 1 : Bro I went to the zoo with my girl the other day.

Dude 2 : Anything happen there.

Dude 1 : I snuck into the elephant exibit and gave her a Queens arrow.

Dude 2 : Fucking nice man.

by Vladimir Blaskovich September 8, 2016

split arrow

when a small penis's opening is cut open wider by a razor and a larger penis is placed inside

dude my dad gave me a split arrow last night

by muttafugga June 24, 2016

shartiac arrest

When you are well aware everyone knows you've shit yourself and all you can do is walk away, clean yourself and die (inside).

I thought something was wrong with Gerald when he got up and ran off, but then It smelled like poop. Gerald just went into shartiac arrest.

by Shitbird? January 24, 2017

Boner Arrow

When a young woman lefts her legs over her head while getting boned

Wow she just boner arrowed!

by Rik_Skin February 16, 2017

shittiac arrest

The moment in which a person, desperately needing to take a shit, is forced to stiffen up, clamp their ass cheeks as hard as possible, and make their way to the bathroom as fast as they can in their awkward, waddling position in order to avoid shitting themselves.

Joey: "Did you see the way Tim left the room? He looked like a fucking penguin. Should we call an ambulance?"
Dave: "Nah bro, he's entered shittiac arrest. He's in god's hands now."

by Fuck a handle September 6, 2017