Dick Vegan

Literally just lesbians and straight guys. People who don’t consume dick or anything that is produced by a dick, whether it be cum, piss or blood. There is no exception! You can’t cut any corners, once someone does they can no longer be considered or consider themselves as a dick vegan.

Stephanie: Jack, do you want to have a three way?

Jack: Only if they’re two girls because I’m a dick vegan.

Stephanie: Fine!

by 5wampDaddy September 29, 2018

boyfriend dick

The kind of dick you can ride every night because it fits just right.

His boyfriend dick makes me feel like Goldilocks. It's juuuuust right.

by BFD2016 July 3, 2016

dick creep

When you start to get wood and your dick slowly creeps down between your leg and your pants

I was giving this presentation and I could see my partner's panties; I totally had dick creep.

by suck on dees little chinese nu March 29, 2010

Wiki Dick

A lame ass person that posts exaggerated boastful things about themselves or mean spirited things about others. It can also be used to describe a person that posts false information on social sights or other digital media.

Person1: Did you see that lame ass shit Nikki posted about herself on urban dictionary?
Person 2: Yeah. She’s such a Wiki Dick.

by JoeJo Dancer March 31, 2015

Vampire Dick

The condition whereby you look in the mirror and you're so fat you can no longer see your cock.

After eating and drinking like a pig for the past year, I stepped out of the shower this morn and saw in my reflection that I now had vampire dick.

by Sebastiandangerfield July 18, 2018

dick cummings

an unfortunate man with a gay name.

Dick Cummings is a little bitch who gives blowjobs in the bathroom.

by TheCantonCock December 16, 2014

dick ride

To give undue praise to another person. This is usually from on man to another but is not limited in its use.

Wow ESPN loves to dick ride the Yankees!
Hey Jim stop dick riding Erin!

by Drew Crawford May 17, 2008