Dirty Hyacinth

The hottest fucking woman on the planet. Short, curvy and the face like it was chiseled by Angels. She can be a bitch at times but not if you keep her happy by throwing cholovate and expensive shoes in her direction. Fuck her tenderly no matter what she says. She’s fragile. Don’t water her though. She’ll straight up murder you.

Give her a dirty hyacinth its mad sexy.

by AssLikker March 28, 2019

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Get the Dirty Hyacinthmug.

Dirty zoe

When a female inserts a high powered torch into her vag emitting a red glow from her pelivis and proceeds to strut around the room like a perverted teletubbie.

I definitely shouldn’t have drank all that vodka last night, i did a dirty zoe on the dance floor.

by , but im the hero you need. February 12, 2019

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Get the Dirty zoemug.

Dirty Lucia

A „Dirty Lucia“ is a female being pushed against a hard surface by an attractive person and said person chokes her while announcing the many ways they‘re going to fuck her senseless.

I wish I could be their dirty lucia once.

by Juju_onthatbeat July 18, 2020

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Dirty Carole

marrying a man 22 years older, killing him and feeding him to your tigers and then claiming he had Alzheimer’s and disappeared so you can inherit his money for a Big Cat Rescue

If you don’t stop cheating on me and threatening to move to Costa Rica, I’m going to to Dirty Carole you.

by baddiebatesy April 3, 2020

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