spaced words

when you space out the letters of a word to attempt to be funny when you're not

unfunny man: bro thats g a y
unhumor man: b r o s p a c e d w o r d s a r e s o f u n n y a n d o r i g i n a l
juice wrld fan: d e p r e s s e d
humor man: shut up

spaced words.

by gauxapen March 31, 2021

Xavier Woods

Something The World Cant Handle. An Absolute Bitch Machine. Women, Men, Nonbinary, Anyone, Everyone, Everything. He Is God And Satan Himself. He Is Everything And Nothing At Once. He Is Xavier Woods.

Person1: "yo, why is that dude so.....yk?"
Person2: "his name is Xavier Woods, what do you expect"

by God42069PussyDestoryerDickSuck January 2, 2022

I see the words

Common expression on the internet used to mean that a concept cannot be grasped by the writer. Used humorously.

I ate too much ice cream last night.

I see the words....

by OldLadyMOI January 24, 2013

Up'ere in dem woods up'ere

Something hicks say to express where the woods are.

Up'ere= over there, up there, underneath. Basically, they use it to show the location of anything.

We was chewin' tobacco and hunting dem deer up'ere in dem woods up'ere.

by tigerontheprowl October 15, 2014

Tree Falls in the Woods

When an individual sexually pleasures him/herself in a room (usually a dorm room) with another person in it, but the other person doesn't know. Typically the person that doesn't know is asleep or drunk.

Girl 1: Hey roommate, if a tree falls in the woods but nobody hears it, does it really make a sound?
Girl 2: Bitch don't get all philosophical n shit on me I know you fucked yourself last night.
Girl 1: fml

by Mr.nj June 13, 2016

Tiger into the Woods

1. The act of falling asleep in a Mercedes while drunk or under the drugs.

2. Putting the penis in the hole.

1. Did you hear Jeff went Tiger into the woods last night and got his ass arrested?

2. I went Tiger into the woods yesterday with my GF.

by _yellow_ May 31, 2017

Loss of words

The loss of words is not always a bad thing. Sometimes the things we care most about we cant form the corrrct words. Things such as “I am sorry, please forgive me” dont seem enough. Then we try to say more and makes things worse. Maybe be try to pray to God and cant find the words. So silence sometimes speaks the reality that one understands thier failure.

Loss of words are ok but only after we have spoken from a genuine and transparent heart.

by Permanent Scarlet Letter December 24, 2018