waxaholic

One who is obsessed with cleaning out the ears until they can finally get a tasty result of dislodging a large chunk of earwax and staring at it for a minute or two.

Husband: Honey, I think I need to use the earwax softener again. I only got a little chunk earlier out today.
Wife: You've become such a waxaholic. If you get some more out I want to see it.

by blackcat65 February 18, 2017

waxing the hull

When Mark Spector from Sportsnet finds a dead racoon in the trash and fucks it.

Mark was out late last night waxing the hull, so he took the day off.

by Dan Staples June 22, 2017

waxburn

The way to describe candeling when it goes from pleasure, in to pain or discomfort.

They were enjoying the pleasures of candeling when suddenly, through a sudden twitch or jerking motion, the moment turned in to waxburn.

by Dake8611 October 14, 2017

Waxing The Floor Boards

When one of the female gender takes action in a action commonly know as Flicking the Bean.

Friend 1: Were's Stacy?
Friend 2: She went out back to Waxing The Floor Boards!
Friend 1: Wow she needs a boyfriend.

by Long Dong Wong From Hong Kong May 8, 2018

Waxing

Waxing is when a waiter/waitress/chef sneakily rubs a customer's food (such as a burger) between their ass cheeks and serves it to the customer. Usually is a result of a complicated order or rude customer.

Waiter: The guy who made this order is a total A$$hole, make sure to give his food a thorough waxing!

Chef:Will do!

by Jellontheinternet May 30, 2018

Waxey Gordoned

A reference to the American gangster Waxey Gordon who specialized in bootlegging used to describe an individual who is intoxicated.

"Jimmy just took a shit on my door step, he's absolutely Waxey Gordoned."

by KingSpecialK June 9, 2018

Waxing the Concrete

Office slang. To sweat the details, with much effort and sometimes pain.

Kudos to Kevin for a stellar job on the difficult project. Kevin was waxing the concrete early in the morning and late at night for weeks.

by deejaystephon December 7, 2018