Walking Turd

A person that has a tendency to dress in brown frequently.

The word was created when Nick was wearing a brown shirt, brown sweater, brown shoes, and listening to his brown Zune. We then called him a walking turd.

Also used to define a UPS man (see turd on wheels)

Did you see Nick yesterday? He was like a walking turd!

by Jewnyer February 15, 2007

walking void

to have some one that doesn't understand something
if they answer in the wrong way

ed:ohh ur ganna go meat melissa i wanna come!1
Matt: no u walking void its a lie.

by gamergirl360 May 16, 2008

Walking the Plank

A form of pirate dance. Often accompanied with rum.

1. Grasp your hands behind your back.

2. Step forward

3. With each step, thrust your "pirate treasure" forward.

Bonus points: Make pirate noises

In an effort to get some booty, he moved to the dance floor and started walking the plank.

by Rum Cherry April 28, 2011

Walking The Plank

What you do to someone who is planking, be it walking, stepping, jumping, or, spitting on them.

All verbal and physical things that can be considered walking the plank.

I'm Walking the plank

by OliviaG July 11, 2011

reverse walking

Walking backwards, dumbshit!

-Dude, I'm reverse walking.
-You're walking backwards, dumbshit!

by Scelbow January 17, 2008

Cow walking

Cow walking describes a big, lumpy and "heavy weight" woman walks.

"Is it earthquake?"

"No, it's our new flatmate Ogre Cow Walking!"

by Fuck you again March 7, 2009

Walking Straight

Passing a sobriety test on the side of the road. Also used to describe a gay bashing festivity.

I had 12 beers last night and I was still walking straight when the cops pulled me over.

Man I had fun walkings straight last night. Those fags never knew what hit them.

by Bo Bo15 May 15, 2007