walmareturn

When you buy something from walmart with an intent to return it, youre going to wal-mar-e-turn it.

Lets go buy some remote control helicopters and walmareturn them later.

by Jeffy123 February 8, 2010

Wal-mart

1. A vast sucking morass of evil and tyranny. 2. The height and epitome of collective corporate sociopathy and amorality. 3. The gate to hell as it is characterized by all three major Abrahamic world religions. 4. Shopping there precludes to possibility of being reincarnated as anything but a cockroach for the next 2 million years.

as invective "Go to Wal-mart"

by aliceandthecat July 31, 2011

Wal-Mart Adventure

having sex doggy style in a cart while a third friend pushes you through the aisles.

Sarah- i need to go shopping
Zach- lets go on a Wal-Mart adventure!!
Eadie- oh great...do i have to push the cart again

Zach+Sarah- ;)

by eadie30 November 30, 2011

wal-mart

Wall-mart :: A place full of broke rednecks trying to get dog food on sale, also where low lifes all hang out a talk about tractors

Hey yall let's go to wal-mart, I think Britney Spears will be there maybe we can get her autograph =

by Mr_Emo_ December 18, 2006

wal-mart

A hidden camera in the wall, so that you can watch your neighbors have sex and later sell the video tapes.

"I hear that couple really gets off screwing the shit out of eachother." "That's ok we make a profit everytime and take their shit to wal-mart."

by joe1967 January 3, 2008

Walmarting

(verb) Human engagement in sexual acts with stuffed animals in Walmart–– however the definition has expanded to include these acts performed anywhere.

Did you read that story about a dude who arrested for Walmarting a stuffed horse?
firsttoknow.com/making-love-to-stuffed-horse

by iamsomeoneelse March 28, 2015

Wal*Mart Policy

1. When you've received terrible service.

2. Getting screwed over royal.

1. I'm never going there again! I received the Wal*Mart Policy

2. You got fired while you were on vacation? You got the Wal*Mart Policy!!

by Grendare April 3, 2010