Vanilla envelopes

Actors who can play white people roles. Derived from the mispronunciation of *manila* envelopes.

me: did you hear Asa is running in '24?
dad: so we're talking pence, desantis, asa, ... man, SNL may run out of vanilla envelopes this weekend!

by RollingFuckBale April 2, 2023

vanilla freak

A guy that wants blowjobs but is too scared to eat a girl out

He's such a vanilla freak, he won't even eat my pussy.

by boy with a j name September 18, 2020

Vanilla

If someone is vanilla then they are predictable and not crazy. Vanilla people are great, but there a lots of them and less of other “flavors”.

#1: “Lindsey loves dog and says she’s not like other girls.”

#2: “Bro that’s literally 90% of girls...”

#1: “Omg is Lindsey vanilla?”

by Dr.door January 13, 2019

Vanilla Hair Net

Cumming all over your partners hair .

Dude, I was whacking off while my girlfriend was sleeping and came all over her hair, Thus giving her a vanilla hair net.

by ItalianGuy99 June 29, 2015

Vanilla Eye

A sex act in which a male deposits his wide load into a willing partner's eye or eyes.

Hey man, Judy is totally good to go, she even let me give her the vanilla eye!

by Bombsrus August 19, 2022

Vaginal vanilla

vaginal discharge that absolutely reeks

Jamie: What happened last night with you and Annie?
Frank: Well I was finna go down on her, but I could smell that vaginal vanilla a mile off.

by lonelybowling June 13, 2018

tricky vanilla

shady behavior

Awwwww, Christina is up to some tricky vanilla.

by Christinalicious January 14, 2009