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vanilla glove

When one ejaculates on their hand, and then slaps their partner with said ejaculate.
In trying to remain classy, I offered her the option of the vanilla glove.
by Forblano September 7, 2015
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That's vanilla

"Did you hear about that sophomore that fell down the stairs he almost broke his arm" "Damn That's Vanilla"
by TallRiver May 7, 2020
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Vanilla childhood

A childhood that was good with out any abuse like mentally, and physical abuse or even emotional things like relationships with family that was brocken, like having divorced parents or simply living poor and not in high middle class or high class parts and not being able to have a lot of privileges as much as other people

( side note have a vanilla childhood is good and please don't romanticize getting abused, sexually assulted, or emotionally abused ect. In any way)
Person 1: "yeah my parents are really nice and they never have abused me in any way and support me for who I am and what I want to do in the future "

Person 2: "you definitely had a vanilla childhood, unlike me :')"

Person 1: "I'm sorry bro :("
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Vanilla Back

nick name for White honky, cracker, slave owner, either legally or illegally in the country. Originated in the mountains of Caucasus.
Go back to where you came from stupid inbreed vanilla back.
by Blue parakeet June 10, 2025
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Vanilla Eye

A sex act in which a male deposits his wide load into a willing partner's eye or eyes.
Hey man, Judy is totally good to go, she even let me give her the vanilla eye!
by Bombsrus August 19, 2022
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Vanilla

If someone is vanilla then they are predictable and not crazy. Vanilla people are great, but there a lots of them and less of other “flavors”.
#1: “Lindsey loves dog and says she’s not like other girls.”

#2: “Bro that’s literally 90% of girls...”

#1: “Omg is Lindsey vanilla?”
by Dr.door January 13, 2019
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vanilla freak

A guy that wants blowjobs but is too scared to eat a girl out
He's such a vanilla freak, he won't even eat my pussy.
by boy with a j name September 18, 2020
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