Uncle Parker

Old time slang for cocaine, a play on the company that used to manufacture cocaine when it was legal Parker and Davis

I stayed up all night with the help of Uncle Parker here.

by Totally Legal Alien April 26, 2017

Persephone's Uncle

A phrase used when someone is annoyed and is in a situation where swearing is not allowed.

(in a daycare center)
*little kid drops rock on foot*
You: Ohh...Persephone's Uncle...that hurt!

by Persephone~ December 26, 2008

sneaky uncle

The tendency your Dad's brother has for drilling out the bottom of his popcorn box and putting his penis there.

Uncle Jeb pulled a sneaky uncle during Schindler's List for Aunt Sarah. Afterwards, they fucked in row JJ.

by fucwad March 28, 2004

Uncle John

Verb. To get "handsy" after consuming a moderate amount of alcohol in a social setting, in the fashion of a middle-aged, creepy uncle.

We got a couple drinks in him, and he started with the Uncle Johning. By the end of the night, he slipped it in on a roof!

by MELKA August 16, 2010

uncle ricky

He is your creepy uncle that plays with your anus.

My uncle Ricky touches my no no square.

by Cold17 August 12, 2017

Bob's yer uncle

Easy peasy, no additional effort required for the desired effect, home in hose.

A: "How do I make this popcorn?"

B: "Put it in the microwave , push the button, and Bob's yer uncle."

by Ann Pearl Owen February 9, 2010

uncdubya

The University of North Carolina at Wilmington

I attend UNCW (southern pronunciation- UNCDUBYA) DUBYA as in George Dubya Bush

by stentor April 3, 2006