Cheese Touch 

When you fart and then touch someone, and say Cheese Touch, the only way to protect yourself from it is to cross your fingers if you are a girl, if you are a boy, put your two fingers together.

The origins come from "cutting cheese".

Tori had a gnarly fart so she walked over to Angelo who had his fingers straight...and Nini, who was crossing her fingers, so Tori couldn't pass on her Cheese Touch. But Mauricio, didn't know about Cheese Touch, so Tori infected him with it. And he died.

Cheese Touch by DeadFlapjackSafari May 17, 2010

Penis Touch 

to play with you penis

I penis touched myself in bed at night until i cummed

Penis Touch by Eric Bar. February 15, 2009

Blind touch 

Typing without looking at the keys.

"His new secretary has the blind touch & she's fast about it too."

Blind touch by Allaiyah June 24, 2004

because you touch yourself at night 

a funny phrase to say after any question

Friend: Why do i suck?
Me: Because you touch yourself at night

because you touch yourself at night by Killinphil March 25, 2009

Ratner's touch 

The opposite of the Midas touch. A person for whom everything turns to crap, if (s)he gets involved.

Named after jewellery magnate Gerald Ratner, who infamously declared his proudcts to be "total crap" and wouldn't last much "longer than a M&S {Marks & Spencer} prawn sandwich", during a speech to the Insitute of Directors (1991).

Although his comments were meant to be tongue-in-cheek, shares in his company drastically plummeted and he almost bankrupted the company. The speech is often heralded as an example of the value of branding and image over quality.

It's a nightmare working with with Cheryl, she always bodges things up-- she's got the Ratner's touch.

Ratner's touch by Roger Mellie 84 October 31, 2009

the touch 

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse in any way, shape, or form.

I did the touch with your mom last night.

the touch by freakmastercorndog June 14, 2005

Tip Touch 

When two males double penetrate a women in the vagina and the ass, and their penises tear through the inner wall and touch tip to tip, thus calling it a Tip Touch. Consumating the Tip Touch with a high five is recomended.

Andy and Marcus high fived each other after they Tip Touched in Christine.

Tip Touch by ChirpsMcGirps December 14, 2010