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Deep toot

A fart in were the fart is so loud and deep it causes the area with in 10 feet of you to vibrate
Oh god dude I just deep tooted that class room
by Zangtar king of the moon February 29, 2012
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toot toot peanut butter

1. Punchline phrase to the children's song and/or finger play that goes:

A peanut sat on a railroad track,
His heart was all a-flutter.
Round the bend came Number 10,
Toot! Toot! Peanut Buttter!

2. Synonomous with "His ass got hammered!".
Football Announcer: Here's the handoff and OOOOH!!! WHAT A HIT!! That's GOTTA hurt!
Viewer at Home: DAYEM! Check out da replay yo! Urlacher's like toot toot peanut butter. That's how we hit in Chicago son.
by JRPinCT December 26, 2008
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Toothless

A species of fire breathing dragons with black, sleek scales. This reptile is deemed to be dangerous and deadly, however when befreinded, the dragon will become a sort of guardian. The name "toothless" derives from the dragon's mouth which looks like it has the absense of teeth; but in times of danger, the dragon's vicious teeth are exposed.

The species was featured in the recent film, "How to Train your Dragon"
While playing tennis, the girl felt a crisp wind move her shot in-bounds and she knew Toothless, her guardian was in her presence.
by kridwid September 29, 2010
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Tijuana Toothpull

When someone's balls are tied up in a string and connected to an open door knob and when the door closes, it pulls the person's balls and it hurts violently. Used mostly as a torture method
Thad: This guy knows where my pocket pussy is and he's not saying. You know what that means.
Crowd: Tijuana Toothpull!!
Alex: No!! No!!
by thegame24 July 21, 2011
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Toochis

yiddish for butt.
Commonly associated with Tushi (yiddish for buttocks).
Also used in "Jew Crew" Slang
Damn, that guy has a nice toochis!
by CrazyDelicious January 7, 2006
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the toothpaste defense

When asked about a jizz stain left on a sofa, t-shirt, towel, etc. one will often use the toothpaste defense
To avoid embarrassment, Danny used the toothpaste defense when his mother inquired about the sticky white stains all over his laundry.

Mom: Danny, I've been going through your laundry, and I've discovered a multitude of sticky white stains on almost all your clothes
Danny: It's just toothpaste, ma.

Wise teen: I used the toothpaste defense once, but after that I started doing my own laundry
by hombretropical July 29, 2012
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toothache

A term coined from the movie "Clueless", describing that something is so sweet, too sweet, that it causes someone to have a toothache.
You are so sweet you give me a toothache.
by joyjoy617 April 15, 2007
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