Tainted Love

The foreign tradition of bending over and having a girl lick your grundle. For best results the girl should WANT to be licking your grundle; no one wants half-assed grundle work done. After all, it’s “tainted love”, not “tainted like”.

What are you so happy about?
Your mom gave me some tainted love last night. I hadn't showered in a week!

by BookWerm March 14, 2011

Tainted

The act of, or process of claiming ownership of a seat, chair or position on a couch with your taint area, so that no one else can steal your seat.

Tim walks into Mark's office and sees Don sitting in a brand new mesh office chair. Tim says, "Wow that chair looks really comfortable. Wish I had one." Grinning...Don says, "It IS very comfortable. If you're nice to me, I may even let you sit in it." Tim, now very skeeved, says "Nah, it's been tainted."

by gungatim March 22, 2010

Tainter

A man who paints with his taint.

Did you know that Leonardo DaVinci was also a part time tainter?

by Jordan the BETTER GENIUS than the other one... January 25, 2008

Tainted Lullaby

A very awesome person.

You know what's stupid? The fact that you keep reviewing yourself with anonymous reviews saying how good you are. Grow the hell up.-Tainted Lullaby

by Slient Ice April 4, 2009

Taint Runner

A running back who can't find the hole, and continues to run into the backs of his linemen.

Ryan Grant experienced a drastic drop off in yardage and touchdowns shortly after becoming a taint runner.

by Letter 8 man October 25, 2009

vietnamese taint butter

a term coined by john mayer on his twitter page. The term vietnamese taint butter goes back to the Vietnam war. US soldiers would attempt to extract a rare butter found exclusively in the taints of their vietnamese prisoners of war. The taint butter is extremely rare, it has been said that the lack of taint butter led to the military failures in Vietnam. As it turns out, vietnamese taint butter is a delicious spread for bagels and toast.

Guy 1: sup bro? do we have any cream cheese?
Guy 2: nah broseph. but we do have vietnamese taint butter.
Guy 1: nice! that's what I really wanted

by twitter informer September 2, 2009

taint

the space in between your balls and butthole

my taint is hairy

by shark bait ho haha February 27, 2010