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Thinking bee is being as dumb af like Berry Bee Benson. So if I were you I would not think bee.
Bee 1: Have you seen Berry he's jerking off, he must be thinking bee.

Bee 2: I totally agree.
by Berry Bee Benson January 30, 2017
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Who do you think you are, the CDC?

A retort to use on Karens who believe "iT's AlL a HoAx"
Karen: IT'S ALL A HOAX!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!111!!!!!ONE!!!!ONE!!!! I'M NEVER GETTING THE VACCINE BECAUSE IT HAS MICROCHIPS IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!11!!!!ONEONEONE!!!!!!!!!
Person with brain cells: Who do you think you are, the CDC? Newsflash: you're not, so shut up, Karen 🙃
by Pialinist May 19, 2021
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woolly thinking

An underused word that a small percentage of the internet has grabbed ahold of and will use as a means to belittle others.

Predominantly written on mailing lists and discussion groups regarding technical issues, "woolly thinking" will frequently be used as a subtle way to say someone is thinking in an inferior way.

Unfortunate victims are seeking help and have a genuine desire to learn. "Wooly thinking" is a ruse phrase. The writers goal is to make a snide remark repeatedly in an effort to instill fear in those asking questions. It can also be used as a superiority complex reinforcement tactic.

Those using this phrase are technically competent, but socially inept. This is easy to prove as mailing list and discussion forum traffic goes down on holidays, though the use of the phrase "woolly thinking" increases. This often can be attributed to the writer long ago becoming "that guy", which no one wants around on the holidays.

Civilized people with good moral attributes don't feel the need to bestow their self proclaimed superiority on others by using a phrase most have no idea the definition of. Real men and women come out and call someone stupid if they are behaving stupid.
It is your woolly thinking that is causing your failure.

What is the real question, not the woolly thinking within your question?
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IBM Thinkpad

A really shitty laptop produced in the 1990's. Usually only compatible with DOS and Internet Explorer 5, some people miraculously still use it today.

In general, its the definition of a shitty computer.
Guy 1: Man my computer is a piece of shit, takes 10 minutes to open my email.
Guy 2: Can't be as bad as an IBM Thinkpad
Guy 1: True that
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Critical thinking

Standard excuse conspiracy theorists to deny a poltical or global situation. Ironically they call other people sheeple, when they blindly follow a random person on YouTube and receives all his information from his YouTube channel full of unsubstantiated claims rather than researching on scientific research.
"I'm going to stay at home and protect Mt friends and family from Coronavirus"

"Why? Coronavirus has a 99% survival rate; do some critical thinking.

"It's not just about the people who passed due to the virus, but it's also about the people who received complications subsequent to contracting the virus. It's like POTS Syndrome symptoms, only 10 times worse. Some people have even been paralysed or lost the ability to walk efficiently, thus having to use crutches or a wheelchair".

"Shut up you dumb sheeple"
by UltimateDoge April 17, 2021
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how can I know what I think until I see what I say

I am so f#@c*d up right now I have to speak first and have everyone else tell me what I said later.
How can I know what I think until I see what I say?
Oh damn, I didnt mean to pull down your pants and suck your cock till you exploded. I really was just telling you how awesome it was to ride that cigarette boat around Paradise Island! Nice to meet you
by RedSonja1 December 11, 2010
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