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by Nick, yeah? September 11, 2019
Get the Jacked to the Tits mug.One of the best anime shows of the year 2013 by production I.G. The graphics and atmosphere will blow your minds out but the theme has raised debates. It's one of those shows where tons of people die in battles, including your favorite ones, so if you really hate that, you might not want to watch it.
I'm not gonna give out any kind of spoilers, not even the summary, because it's more fun to watch if you don't have any idea about what you're going to see. If you're that eager for a summary, go read the wikipedia page.
I'm not gonna give out any kind of spoilers, not even the summary, because it's more fun to watch if you don't have any idea about what you're going to see. If you're that eager for a summary, go read the wikipedia page.
Dude 1: Yo, checked out Attack on Titan yet?
Dude 2: I told you I can't stand the horror genre.
Dude 1: Too bad man, you have no clue what you're missing.
Dude 2: I told you I can't stand the horror genre.
Dude 1: Too bad man, you have no clue what you're missing.
by klaxon September 16, 2013
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Maggie: Have you seen Tiya yet?
Arianna: No! I'm so scared! Tiya has to be here today!
Jack: Yeah.. I don't know what we'll do without her!
Arianna: No! I'm so scared! Tiya has to be here today!
Jack: Yeah.. I don't know what we'll do without her!
by hollywouldn't June 24, 2019
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she can act a little but the bitch is a slut.
just because you have the power to make the main role for scary movie 5, does not change your reputation with danny stone.
you met him at a masseuse palace? you don't say?! yet giving kids another reason to watch disney channel. tisdale and stone is the name of the pornos they make.
just because you have the power to make the main role for scary movie 5, does not change your reputation with danny stone.
you met him at a masseuse palace? you don't say?! yet giving kids another reason to watch disney channel. tisdale and stone is the name of the pornos they make.
by thispersondoesntlikeyouatall April 13, 2013
Get the tisdale and stone mug.A phrase we use when a fellow being is: stressed, anxious, freaking out, pissed off, raging, etc.
We can use other phrases such as "calm down", "take a chill pill", "I got chu", "take five", or "take a breather"; but "calm your tits" has the word tits in it and everybody loves tits. So therefore it is right and just to use "calm your tits" when somebody is about to rage.
However, "Calm your tits" is a PG 13 saying. If you are under the age of 13 please use the following:
- "soothe your boobs"
- "de-stress your breasts"
- "undo the calamity that is in your mammaries"
- "adjust your bust before it combusts"
We can use other phrases such as "calm down", "take a chill pill", "I got chu", "take five", or "take a breather"; but "calm your tits" has the word tits in it and everybody loves tits. So therefore it is right and just to use "calm your tits" when somebody is about to rage.
However, "Calm your tits" is a PG 13 saying. If you are under the age of 13 please use the following:
- "soothe your boobs"
- "de-stress your breasts"
- "undo the calamity that is in your mammaries"
- "adjust your bust before it combusts"
Example #1 (for people above the age of 13)
*couple on phone*
Girlfriend: you liked her fucking instagram photo and rated her a 10 blah blah blah blah unfaithful blah blah ratchet blah blah blah no luv u no mo blah blah heartbrok-
Boyfriend: Babe, calm your tits. I gots you.
Girlfriend: *le sigh*
Example #2 (for people under the age of 13)
Mom: Why is there so many f*cking dishes in the sink Jimmy?! Didnt I tell you to feed the dog?! Where the f*ck is the remote! Make me a coffee and do your chores Jimmy or you're grounded for a month!
Jimmy: Adjust your bust before it
combusts.
*end of discussion*
Example #3
Tyrone: *takes off with Quinelle's weave without consulting*
Quinelle: *screams* Ackrite Tyrone! Dont fucking play around!! Get your ass back here right now!!!
Tyrone: Geez, Quinelle. Calm your tits. I was just playing around b...
Thank you for your time
*couple on phone*
Girlfriend: you liked her fucking instagram photo and rated her a 10 blah blah blah blah unfaithful blah blah ratchet blah blah blah no luv u no mo blah blah heartbrok-
Boyfriend: Babe, calm your tits. I gots you.
Girlfriend: *le sigh*
Example #2 (for people under the age of 13)
Mom: Why is there so many f*cking dishes in the sink Jimmy?! Didnt I tell you to feed the dog?! Where the f*ck is the remote! Make me a coffee and do your chores Jimmy or you're grounded for a month!
Jimmy: Adjust your bust before it
combusts.
*end of discussion*
Example #3
Tyrone: *takes off with Quinelle's weave without consulting*
Quinelle: *screams* Ackrite Tyrone! Dont fucking play around!! Get your ass back here right now!!!
Tyrone: Geez, Quinelle. Calm your tits. I was just playing around b...
Thank you for your time
by Quinelle April 7, 2014
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