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Three-Handed-Jackson

The delicate process of putting oneself in the "friendzone" and ending up marrying the person.
"Did you hear about that guy who put himself in the friend zone with the woman who is now his wife?"

"Ah yes, the majestic Three-Handed-Jackson."
by TheLolcat22 May 8, 2019
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three empty words

You know the three empty words?
No..
I LOVE YOU
Thanks!
No Seriously.
Oh.
by ZaconForLife November 2, 2017
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three mile island

A fart so bad it melts the furniture.
Sam ate a burrito and let rip three mile island.
by Scotty Colorado June 9, 2016
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nanashi's three sizes

32, 28, and 33 inches, from a relatively small hikikomori.
Charlie: "What are Nanashi's three sizes?"
Scott: "Those are questions that actually matter." sarcasm
by Na_ September 28, 2013
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Three car rule

The unwritten driving rule that if you're pulling up to a stoplight and right lane is empty, you are not not turning right, and the left lane has less three cars then you move over to the left lane.
This dick in front of me didn't abide by the three car rule, now I'm stuck at the longest light in the city.
by TheDickInFrontOfYou July 28, 2012
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three step shuffling

The three step shuffle: Taking one step forward, and two steps back. A metaphor for when using a pleasure releasing neurotoxic psychoactive (drug ex: meth, coke, ecstasy) that ultimately causes damage to the pleasure receptors and ability to produce pleasure naturally. The user takes a deceptive and temporary shortcut to induce pleasure and highten senses, only to feel and function worse (longterm) then they did before taking the drug. 1 step forward, 2 steps back... The three step shuffle.
" If you keep three step shuffling like this, Your going to fade away before you know it".
by David Erwin September 12, 2011
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angel's three-way

threesome involving either three guys or three girls only. basically just a gay threesome with no straights involved
Barbara: my new girlfriend Jessica has a girlfriend named Tiffany and we're having a sleepover
Mark: omg gurlfriend that's hot af. You're gonna be in heaven with that angel's three-way!!!
by Jessica Candy August 1, 2023
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