third nipple

third nipple

what is called the rock h ...third nipple placement

by third nipple December 21, 2021

Nearly Pissed On the Third

Derives from the episode of Mythbusters:

A saying that describes how close something was to happening. Usually uttered when in relief that something tragic did not occur.

The saying has it's origins in the Mythbusters episode where they rigged a dummy up to urinate on the third rail, of a railway track, which would subsequently give a lethal amount of electricity.

Jon: Aw mate imagine if you went out with Cersei.

Davos: I almost did.
Jon: No fucking way.
Davos: Yea, but she didn't like older guys, Christ, can you imagine? I nearly pissed on the third.

by JohnJoeTheGood May 13, 2019

Thirded

When you are playing a battle royale game and fighting a squad 1 versus 1 and another team shows up to shoot you in the back.

we need to leave this POI. we are getting thirded.

by Flandy FlickHard January 07, 2024

Third-Reading

When one is reading a romance book and feels as though they are third-wheeling with the characters.

“Omg Rebecca I’m reading this book and I’m totally third-reading with the main ship”

by Omg Rebecca September 16, 2019

third semester

Da classes-attending term in a college year when a female student starts to really "show".

When a "loose" local chick announced dat she was in her final trimester, I assumed she meant dat she was taking her third semester in college; da only puzzling part about it is dat none of da area-colleges seemed to have any record of her ever having registered wif dem.

by QuacksO December 29, 2021

Going through the third ring

SuffeRING

A reference to the common joke of the three rings of marriage: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Can be used on people who aren’t married as well to say suffering

It’s only been a year and Dave seems like he’s going through the third ring with his wife.

I haven’t been doing well, I’m going through the third ring right now.

by MartianMenace October 09, 2023

Third Gear Autism

When you come up with an idea and get fixated on it immediately.

"Dude I just hit third gear autism."

by sodawoda August 20, 2023