When a girl wakes up with a penis in her mouth, and notices that the pubes have grown substantially whilst being there.
"Josh thought that it would be funny to injure Brien's balls, so in order to get payback, Brien Rip Van Winkle'd him last night. "
Davis: "I shaved my pubes this morning."
Bennett: "Didn't you shave those a few days ago?"
Davis: "I did, but I Rip Van Winkle'd my bitch again last night, and they grew several inches."
Alex: "What's wrong dude?"
Davis: "I just walked in on my roommate and his girlfriend: she was asleep, his dick was in her mouth, and his pubes were growing at an unnatural rate. Have you ever heard of such a thing?"
Alex: "Foshizzle. The ole' Rip Van Winkle...
Davis: "I shaved my pubes this morning."
Bennett: "Didn't you shave those a few days ago?"
Davis: "I did, but I Rip Van Winkle'd my bitch again last night, and they grew several inches."
Alex: "What's wrong dude?"
Davis: "I just walked in on my roommate and his girlfriend: she was asleep, his dick was in her mouth, and his pubes were growing at an unnatural rate. Have you ever heard of such a thing?"
Alex: "Foshizzle. The ole' Rip Van Winkle...
by NolaDuncan November 9, 2009
Get the Rip Van Winklemug. Smiling assassin that creates mischief.
Mud will never stick to a VanSchnitzel.
See also 'Armand VanSchnitzel' or 'VanSchnitzel - Party Liason'.
Mud will never stick to a VanSchnitzel.
See also 'Armand VanSchnitzel' or 'VanSchnitzel - Party Liason'.
by Giles Smythe May 8, 2003
Get the Van Schnitzelmug. 
The opposite of white van man.
Delightful, polite, happy, attractive and helpful.
Usually self employed and loving it.
Outside of work she mostly uses it to cart a dog, artwork, music gear, recycling waste, and to zip around town doing chores.
This girl is a lady who is not afraid of traffic, big trucks, wolf whistling builders etc, manics on the road, or reversing into tight spots.
Delightful, polite, happy, attractive and helpful.
Usually self employed and loving it.
Outside of work she mostly uses it to cart a dog, artwork, music gear, recycling waste, and to zip around town doing chores.
This girl is a lady who is not afraid of traffic, big trucks, wolf whistling builders etc, manics on the road, or reversing into tight spots.
by Skorching May 10, 2011
Get the White Van Girlmug. (Stopped at a street light you may turn to you neighbor driver) "Dude look at that van its a chester the molester van!!! aahahahaha"
by B from Bell Town April 23, 2009
Get the chester the molester vanmug. A handy way to see exactly what is appearing on a computer monitor in the next room by recieving signal through an am antenna and decoding to bits of information that leak from a monitor.
Dude, I was in this hotel and I saw my neighbor watching gay porn by van eck phreaking right through the wall.
by Jaggo March 22, 2004
Get the van eck phreakingmug. The type of guy that will rock your world and has the best personality and looks out of everyone he knows. Usually knows a Tyler Wilson or chink that gets made fun of constant
by Poopycock December 30, 2019
Get the Matthew Van Peltmug.