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Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.
"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."
by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016
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Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.
"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."
by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016
mugGet the Parker Polesmug.

South Pole

When shawty eats ice, and then put your balls in her mouth as the shrivel up.
Hey Emily, make sure to get a 20lbs bag of ice for tonight. I’m in need of a South Pole.
by maxamillion69 September 28, 2024
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pole gazer

Pronounced: Pohl gay-zer.

-Adverb.

Pole gazes
Pole gazed
Pole gazing.
The compulsion to stare fixedly at the convex protrusion an individuals groin area creates from genitalia protuberance.
You can't take Kelley anywhere, she is such a pole gazer!! Always staring at their bulge like they don't notice!!
by Ravyn Monroe September 29, 2021
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Jelly Pole

A pretty cool dude. If you come across someone with the name JP that goes by Jelly Pole, you know you're coming across a sex god. (I would recommend tapping that, if possible.)
Chick #1: "Hey, do you know that guy over there? He's smokin'."
Chick #2: "If I'm not mistaken, I think he goes by Jelly Pole."
Chick #1: "Why?"
Chick #2: "I hear he's quite the catch!"
by Rad!04ct!v3 December 8, 2013
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Totem pole

The act of sitting down on someone who is already using the toilet in order to simultaneously poop in a single commode.
Dude, we're going to have to totem pole it if you want to poop right now, the burritos from last night have my ass glued to the seat...
by larryco June 30, 2016
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princess pole

Trying to distract him from the fact that I have a princess pole.”

“Hey hottie can I ride ur princess pole?”
by @cl36 July 19, 2024
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