Bitches on toast

"Bitches on Toast" is the answer to any question. It is best used as a replacement for "Why not?"

Dan: Why did you get your ear pierced?
Steve: Bitches on toast.
Dan: What?
Steve: I said BITCHES ON TOAST!
Dan: No seriously. Why?
Steve: I said BITCHES ON MOTHER FUCKING TOAST!

by IAI March 12, 2013

Bat on toast

Something Chinese people love to eat

Chinese kid: mum what’s for dinner

Mum: your favourite meal of course

Chinese kid : no way !we are having bat on toast! I love bat on toast it’s all most as good as dog sandwiches

by Rah mate May 7, 2020

on toast

A Saying I use a lot when to referring to something very cool or amazing. Commonly an after thought to the main sentence, it has become a bit like "your mom" in our group. It's a wonderful saying that it unique and I have made it my own, I enjoy creating new and interesting things. Wasn't that definition amazing ..on toast?

"My guitar is very amazing... on toast!"

by ravvie November 7, 2006

Bush is toast

A rallying cry for liberals, mostly the moonbats from Democratic Underground, refering to imaginary scandals that they fantasize will bring down the Bush administration. Unfortunately for them, they are doomed to failure because the contrived "scandals" are either debunked, exist wholly within their imagination, or are over issues so petty and insignificant that the Mainstream Media never picks up on them. This leads to great consternation and periods of deep depression in liberals which cause them to lie in bed in a darkened room for days at a time until the next "Bush is toast" imaginary scandal breaks out and the cycle starts anew. The liberal never learns from past mistakes and is doomed to have his/her hopes shot down once again. The phenomena is sometimes compared to the "Peanuts" cartoon wherein Lucy bades Charlie Brown kick the football she is holding, only to snatch it out of the way at the last moment causing Charlie to fall flat. No matter how many times she does it, Charlie always falls for it, never learning. It is thus with liberals and their "Bush is toast" dreams.

Liberal: "Dan Rather has a memo that proves GWB didn't fulfill his duties in the Texas Air National Guard. Bush is toast!"

by dandi May 30, 2006

all that jelly and no toast

when you think a girl is hot but a little fat, i.e. a larger girl with a lot of potential.

"Damn that plump chick over there is kinda cute" "Yeah, all that Jelly and no toast."

by DSkin April 30, 2006

macarena on toast

usually used as a term to desrcibe a situation which is banging- off the chain my homie

dazzy b: that party was macarena on toast
lafonda: narc mate

by Giov Anna* June 25, 2006

jam your toast

telling someone to fuck off

"shut up"
"why dont you just jam your toast"

by joe killeen May 27, 2008