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Mexican Taser

When a person (mostly female) swings a load of (preferably frozen) bread into a male attacker's crotch in self defense in order to stun them.
Robber: *points a gun at shopper* "Give me your money!"
Shopper: *swings loaf of bread she was carrying into robbers balls* "MEXICAN TASER!!"
Robber: *drops the gun and screams in pain*
Shopper: *runs away*.
by Skullkan May 2, 2010
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Tagteam

v - To take a shit together with a partner or more, each in different stalls.

Rules to tagteaming:
1. You must have a partner
2. You must sit together and can't leave the restroom until everybody has finished.
3. You must have fun with it. (Examples: Yell extensively while pushing, record a friend doing it, throw your wipes at your partner, etc.)
4. Wash your hands.
Guy 1 - Aye that burrito's kicking in, you tryna tagteam?

Guy 2 - Yeah bruh, I've been needing to go all day!
by ChubbsHeemsAndTagteams October 29, 2010
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tasteicles

the description of a man who has great style, yet maintains his masculinity, thus creating an intermediate category between "burly" and "metrosexual"
James Bond: stylish omega watches, good-looking tailored suits, awesome sports cars, sleek yet powerful firearms....

The man's got huge tasteicles
by dr b-pain July 29, 2009
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tasleem

Tasleem is a a hard working village girl, usually from Nairobi, the Congo or Kenya, or even Northampton. She cooks, she cleans and she can almost read. Generally a great girl to have in your cupboard under the stairs.
That Tasleem girl sure can clean villager
by Coolgirl101 September 10, 2016
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don't tase me bro

an expression meaning "Don't take offense!" derived from the popular youtube video of the don't tase me bro guy.
"You slept with my girlfriend?!?!"
"I'm sorry! Don't tase me bro!"
by totally dude April 6, 2008
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don't tase me bro

something you say when you get tased by the police, especially if you don't deserve to get tased
Don't tase me bro, let me speak.
by BDavidM October 5, 2007
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don't tase me, bro

to whine like a little girl after receiving a punishment or retribution that one deserves
After Andrew's boneheaded diatribe against imaginary evil, his cries of, "Don't tase me, bro!" brought cheers to the crowd as the security guards escorted him out.
by Dr. Jeffery O'Dwyer October 8, 2007
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