Serc-Myers Syndrome 

Popularised by chartered accountants in the South West and London, Serc-Myers syndrome is used to refer to a man in their twenties developing early onset beer belly (note, may not be caused by the consumption of beer). To have Serc-Myers, the stomach must extend further than the chest.

"You should stop drinking so much, you're starting to develop Serc-Myers"
"Who is Steve again?" "The one with Serc-Myers Syndrome"

Serc-Myers Syndrome by hmmokaythen March 12, 2018

Dirty dick syndrome 

When a man has sex with numerous women without protection and not caring about passing along infections or diseases.

I had sex with Scott on the weekend that had sex with Dawn last weekend now I have his Dirty dick syndrome.

Dirty dick syndrome by Meathead MacDonald May 15, 2018

Owen's syndrome 

Owens syndrome (OS), also known as trisomy CYMRU, is a genetic disorder caused by the presence of all or part of a third copy of CYMRU.

It is typically associated with physical growth delays, characteristic facial features and mild to moderate intellectual disability.
The altered CYMRU gene dosage has been linked with other syndromes suggesting a pivotal role in mental development.

The first recorded case occurred in an elderly adult male (G.OWEN), who had severely suffered throughout his life.
Atypical symptoms have been shown at higher occurances in smokers and frequenters of “Monny O’Clock”. These include red pilling girls, a slow sluggish gait, weak concentration and immunity to sarcasm.

Weakening of the hearts ability to repair in response to damage has been demonstrated, while not exclusive to this disease it is far from uncommon.

The olfactory system and parietal lobes are shown to be severely impaired, as such the pallet remains unrefined and diet is severely limited to pastry products.

That Gethin over there is riddled with Owen's syndrome.

Owen's syndrome by gethin diagnoser June 6, 2018

old nigga syndrome 

when a young nigga feel like a old nigga cause a young nigga got them old nigga pains

Man I got old nigga syndrome. My back hurts

old nigga syndrome by Sugarly February 15, 2019

Disappearing Ass Syndrome 

A progressive wasting syndrome of the gluteal muscles most commonly seen in aging white men, considered to be a combined result of both advanced age and disuse atrophy.

Yeah, you bet this Disappearing Ass Syndrome messes with my motorcycle ride.

Disappearing Ass Syndrome by Dr Bunnygirl January 23, 2020

Chronic noosing syndrome 

Chronic noosing syndrome

Chronic noosing syndrome (CNS) is characterised by an individual’s urge to noose one’s poose at the slightest inconvenience.

Howard: “Jen my jarred pig eyes aren’t in the fridge”

Jen: “Yeh Howard, the council took them away in biohazard suits, you’ve got to stop eating that shit”

Howard: “Fine have we got any bilge rat soup left in the bathtub”

Jen: “No Howard, that shits back in the sewer where it belongs..”

Howard: “Well noose my posse. I think my chronic noosing syndrome is kicking in...”

*choking nosies*

Chronic noosing syndrome by Count Noosula March 26, 2020

cyclic vomiting syndrome

(speaking from personal experience) the absolute worst disorder to ever have. lots of nausea, vomiting, dry heaving, hypersensitivity to light & sound, etc. during an episode. the only medication to stop an episode is Ativan. it's lesser known so doctors have a difficult time diagnosing. episodes can be triggered by almost anything, and triggers are different for everyone (hormones, anxiety, excitement, changing of seasons, certain smells or times of day, etc.). be prepared for lots of IVs and ER visits. also referred to as simply CVS. sometimes retching or heaving too aggressively can lead to tearing a hole in the lung and getting air trapped under the skin (also happened to me).

I had a cyclic vomiting syndrome episode last Friday and spent most of it in the ER.

Dude, I absolutely hate my stomach, this cyclic vomiting syndrome sucks.

cyclic vomiting syndrome by kepicket April 28, 2020