6 definitions by kepicket
The upper-middle class soccer/gymnastics/PTA/church mom who gives out raisins/fruit snacks/dental floss on Halloween, is constantly asking to speak to the manager, makes her kids wear a purity ring/wait until marriage, posts bad inspirational quotes and Bible quotes on Facebook, and drives a Dodge Caravan, all the while rocking a blonde side-bob. She can be seen wearing New Balance sneakers, cargo pants/joggers, and some sort of patterned v-neck t-shirt. AVOID HER AT ALL COSTS, but if you do happen to run into her, tread VERY LIGHTLY, and don't say anything remotely liberal, because she will go off on you about how abortion is murder, vaccination is bad, etc, etc.
Respect the drip, Karen!
I told Karen we were all out of size 7 shoes and she snapped and asked to speak to the manager.
A typical Karen's Instagram bio:
Proud mother of 4 ❤️
Proverbs 3:5 ✝️
Pro-life 🌱
Mom hair don't care 💁 ♀️
I told Karen we were all out of size 7 shoes and she snapped and asked to speak to the manager.
A typical Karen's Instagram bio:
Proud mother of 4 ❤️
Proverbs 3:5 ✝️
Pro-life 🌱
Mom hair don't care 💁 ♀️
by kepicket April 28, 2020
(speaking from personal experience) the absolute worst disorder to ever have. lots of nausea, vomiting, dry heaving, hypersensitivity to light & sound, etc. during an episode. the only medication to stop an episode is Ativan. it's lesser known so doctors have a difficult time diagnosing. episodes can be triggered by almost anything, and triggers are different for everyone (hormones, anxiety, excitement, changing of seasons, certain smells or times of day, etc.). be prepared for lots of IVs and ER visits. also referred to as simply CVS. sometimes retching or heaving too aggressively can lead to tearing a hole in the lung and getting air trapped under the skin (also happened to me).
I had a cyclic vomiting syndrome episode last Friday and spent most of it in the ER.
Dude, I absolutely hate my stomach, this cyclic vomiting syndrome sucks.
Dude, I absolutely hate my stomach, this cyclic vomiting syndrome sucks.
by kepicket April 28, 2020
A person who regularly works with horses (NOT to be confused with a horse girl). More often than not they will have such an extreme farmer's tan that their arm is 5 shades darker than their leg. Equestrians are usually very physically strong from riding horses, handling the crazy horses, and pulling heavy stuff around all the time. DO NOT get on an equestrian's bad side, especially if it's a girl that rides Western. The moment you see the Kimes Ranch trucker hat and the rowel spurs, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. If you do anything to hurt her, her friends, or her horse, she will hunt you down and beat your ass up (even though she's so intimidating you probably won't try anything in the first place). Contrary to the popular belief that equestrians are rich, stuffy people, they're all broke as shit and the most down to earth people you will ever meet. If an equestrian gives you criticism or seems harsh, don't take it personally; they're just brutally honest and tell it like it is. Many equestrians also suffer from social anxiety. Example: an equestrian can have a bad fall off their horse and get right back on, as well as put a crazy horse with a temper tantrum right back in its place, but get extremely anxious when they actually have to socialize with others at a gathering or ask for a to-go box in a restaurant. In short, equestrians are different from other people in many ways, but once you get used to them, they are the most loyal friends and the best people you will ever meet.
I'm not a horse girl, I'm an equestrian.
Huh, I never knew Savannah was an equestrian, that's pretty cool.
Huh, I never knew Savannah was an equestrian, that's pretty cool.
by kepicket October 19, 2021
commonly referred to as a beamer. a pretty nice car, but BMW drivers are often total douchebags who don't use their turn signals.
by kepicket April 29, 2020
wears a weird ass graphic tee and disgusting orange nike shorts. constantly has pit stains and smells like onions. probably plays the clarinet ir some shit
by kepicket October 17, 2020