Taylor Swift

A parents' term for someone they think is a bad influence, and they want their child to stop hanging around them.

Jimmy! I already told you, I don't want you to hang around Sammy any more! He's just another Taylor Swift!

by HeyBug October 3, 2017

Taylor Swift

A singer quick to talk about knocking people out, and even quicker to to take them to court to do the actual fighting with them.

Taylor Swift is quick to talk about knocking people out in the street in a song, but in reality she's doing most if not all of her fighting in court.

by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

swift

To take a shit also known as back droppin or booboo

I shouldn't have drank all of that milk. I need to take me an old swift.

by lordzig84 May 28, 2006

Swift Justice

The nickname of the boy that hasnt gotten laid in 18 months.

We like to call him re-virgin
We could have had 2 kids in the the time span of the last time hes gotten laid.
He likes boys.

Damn bro, its been a while since Kyles gotten laid. We have to deliver the Swift Justice on his ass.

by Kyle Flanders October 19, 2008

sailfish

Someone who posts pictures of themselves holding a fish.
Selfie-fish = sailfish
They may also post pictures of fish they caught displayed on their tailgate.

Person 1: Did you see the pic Ted posted on Facebook!
Person 2: You talkin' about the fish pic?
Person 1: Yeah, what a sailfish! LOL
Person 2: You are a dipshit!

by hankyspanky June 3, 2014

SMILF

Single mum I'd like to fuck

Kate is a SMILF

by PeterPerfect January 11, 2015

A Swift

By alluding to a faux-pas made by a famous person, you unknowingly give that person a popularity boost.

"Did you see the MTV Video Awards the other night?"
"Yeah, did you see what Kanye West did to Taylor Swift?"
"Oh, man, don't even. You are totally trying to sell me a Swift."

by skayrlae September 16, 2009