Shock Collar

A term for neo-nazis, in reference to the stylized lightning bolt insignia of the infamous Waffen SS.

The Shock Collars are having another hate rally in a fly-over state.

by Ace-of-Space February 17, 2019

Shocking

A way of describing an object that startles you with it's crapness

That orange tent over there is shocking!

by gwinstone August 19, 2003

Shockler

A clever and effective variation on the Shocker. In addition to the 2 in the goo, 1 in the pooh, you take your thumb and wiggle it back and forth on the clit to give it a good tickle. This little trick is beyond shocking, it's SHOCKLING!

"Give me the shocker! Oh yes, yes, YES! Wait, what the hell? Are you using your thumb too? You are a bloody genius! Shockler!"

by GUISpence August 25, 2008

dislexic shocker

Similar to the universal shocker but there are 2 in the stink and one in the pink

Tommys girlfriend liked it more in the pooper so he gave her the dislexic shocker

by pef June 11, 2006

Shuffleboard Shocker

a humiliation technique of epic proportions made famous by Terrance McCullaugh. It involves one or more of the following:
1. A shuffleboard cue / stick
2. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking a datacenter
3. A can of grease

It can be interpreted as an act of sexual dominance, a physical thrashing, or the fact that someone old enough to play shuffleboard could actually fight pretty well; hence the shock.

You should really respect your elders. Quit playing games or I will come down there and do the shuffleboard shocker on your ass.

by S_ May 28, 2008

G-Shock

The timepiece that can stop time for whoever.(Brrrr, brrr)

Thuggin in my reebox, riding with a g-shock.

by On4B42k January 13, 2021

cock shock

verb. The act of shocking someone unexpectedly with an image of a penis, typically one that is very large or a graphic scene depicting multiple cocks.

Types of cock shocks include: a. sending a link to an image of a cock with the recipient expecting a benign link, b. changing someone's wallpaper on their computer or phone screen to an image of a cock without them knowing it, or c. having an image of a cock on your computer screen as someone joins your screen for sharing.

John: Can you send me that link with the directions?
Bill: Sure. Here is the link.
John: Oh my god, that is disgusting!
Bill: Cock shock!!!

During the wedding, Tommy secretly changed the wallpaper of three people's phones to images of giant cocks, thus carrying out a cock shock trifecta.

by JW75 March 29, 2013