desperation station

The guy/girl who really desperate people go home with at the end of the night.

Sally- Hey where did Jill go?
Jill- Oh she went home with eric, the desperation station.

by BryanPearson February 4, 2007

Statistic

5 out of 7 statistics are made up

Person A: Dude, you KNOW 6/10 girls want me
Person B: Your statistic is LIES!

by Makin'Bacon March 7, 2009

Statist

Not a thing.

Something that doesn't exist.

A word that libertarians and anarcho-capitalists invented to conceal how stupid they are.

Rational Human: Here is a solution to a problem the world faces that doesn't involve collapsing society, descending into cannibalistic anarchy, and giving all our money to rich people so they can buy more cocaine.

Libertarian Andy: "Statist!"

by GL1980 July 28, 2019

masturbation station

A euphamism for your hands.

Dave has had his arms in casts for well over two months now. I wonder how he copes without being able to use his masturbation stations properly...

by Ben-Jammin'101 April 26, 2007

statist

A new word in the healthcare debates that means to "make the insurance companies insure".

"I am glad Obamacare was approved by the Supreme Court."

"Oh, you are a STATIST".

by Chris0101 July 17, 2012

stationhouse

A place to drink man chowda

Lets go back to the stationhouse, draw straws, one of you boys is blowin me!

by wesmantooth August 11, 2006

battle station guy

the fucker with the magic proxy servers and blocks all websites, he operates from a cubicle or his "battle station"

Battle station guy is a fucking fun Nazi.

by anonimisty April 19, 2004