egg and spoon

Like 'harvest moon', another rhyming version of coon, which I think we all understand.

'See Sharon's new bloke, another bloody egg and spoon'

by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003

silver spoon

1970's term for heroine.
The hippies used to melt heroine in a silver spoon because sliver, unlike many of the available metals, wouldn't leach toxins into the drug.

"...Crazy laughter in another room and she drove herself to madness with a silver spoon..." The Eagles, Witchy Woman.

by Amber W. March 22, 2008

dark side of the spoon

Comes from the band Ministry, a pun on the famous Pink Floyd song Dark Side of the Moon, it portrays the carbon build-up on the bottom of a spoon that has been used to cook drugs (i.e. heroin).

Can be used as slang for heroin use.

I used to live on the 'dark side of the spoon'.

by standalonecomplex November 22, 2006

Nigger Spooning

A game commonly played by whites where a group of Caucasians drive around town in search of an African American. When spotted, one member (not the driver) of the group throws a spoon at the black person yelling the word "NIGGER!" as loud as possible. If said person misses, the driver proceeds to jam on the brakes and the thrower must fetch the spoon and get back in to the car. However if the he/she hits the black person with the spoon, the driver proceeds down the road and it is the next person's turn.

Ron: Hey, me and a few of my friends went nigger spooning last night and it was so fun, Carl missed and a nigger kicked the shit out of him and he was rushed to the hospital after we bailed.

by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 14, 2010

knifey spoony

A game where a stranger attempts to fool someone into believing or admitting a spoon is a knife.
Org. The Simpsons

"That's not a knife. THIS is a knife."
"That's a spoon."
"Well I see you've played knifey spoony before!"

by Josh Kolm May 25, 2008

spoofer

An idiot or a liar, depending on whether they believe their own nonsense or not.

Most politicians are spoofers.

by thee glitz October 31, 2015

spoonerism

Transposing inappropriate begginnings on two different words.

Jordan made the ultimate spoonerism today when he said, "They were ligging the erections."

by Maria Klodowsky May 29, 2007