Chase Spongebob

Are you ready crackers?
Aye-aye channel.
I can't hear you...
Aye-aye channel!

Oh! Who lives in Chases basement trapped in chains?
Your mom and dad!
Cold and lonely and trapped forever!
Your mom and dad!

If darkness and depression be something you wish...
Your mom and dads!
Then deal with it and get a life!
Your mom and dad!
Ready?

Your mom and dad! Your mom and dad!
Your mom... and dad! Hahaha! Ahahahah ahh

The Chase Spongebob song

by Nolqn69 March 8, 2017

The sponge

When the receiving end puts one leg in the air then gets the other one and sticks it right there while laying on her back then while the man is in her starts bouncing and then your doing the sponge

The sponge is a sexual position

by Mateo is a sexy beast April 12, 2021

Straight spongin

A female state of arousal

When she sees that dick she be straight spongin

by Bricked up May 21, 2022

Happy Spongebob

When a person defaecates on another person's face, including the mouth, then proceeds to rub the feces into that person's face with either their hands or their butt cheeks.

I am such a dirty bitch! I've given over 300 Happy Spongebobs since I was in College, and I'm proud of it!

by Sheriff_Schlong August 3, 2023

Sponging

To transform the human body into a sponge that has one purpose: to soak up alcohol, most commonly cheap beer.

Yesterday, after a session of hardcore sponging at the frat, I blacked out and committed a Scarsdale Surprise.

by Improvize June 20, 2011

spongebob

A once popular tv show. After the third season of the show and the movie. The show went down at a 90 degree angle like the episode "rock bottom"
Timeline:

seasons 1-3: Funny episodes. Funny jokes. Even adults laugh to it. This couldve made up for all of the shows nickelodeon cancelled.

The movie: Graphic changes. Spongbob appeared in an unusual yellow. His voice also changed. He also became a little more immature, with unusual humor.

Season 4: apparently, steven hillenburg left. The show started downsloping. They changed his voice to an annoying higher pitched voice. They also made patrick more of a dumbass.

The rest of them: the new producers completely shrunk the size of his genitalia. He turned into a spineless pussy who is curious for men like patrick. They completely wrongfully stereotyped teenagers; some of them looked like 2 year olds, and some had that gay preppy voice (i.e. That is just soo totally weird). They completely ruined the only good show on nickelodeon. They aimed at the entertainment for toddlers.

little boy: ow my gosh spongebob is so funny.
Me: you will grow up to be gay.

by ironmaiden8667 June 29, 2010

spone a nobe

pot slang meaning "smoke a roach"
spone - verb - meaning "to smoke"
spone - noun - meaning "joint"

nobe - noun - meaning "roach"
nobe - verb - meaning "to extinguish a joint, creating a roach"

you can't spone a nobe unless you nobe the spone - (translated - you can't smoke a roach unless you extinguish the joint)- notice that nobe and spone can both be used as a verbs or nouns.

by tonus March 19, 2004