Definitions by Sheriff_Schlong

MuddFlappin’ 

When one shits (the mud) and claps/shakes their ass at the same time (the flapping).

Uh oh… Jeff was the first one to fall asleep at the sleepover. Guess we’re going muddflappin’ boys! Hahahahaha, he’s gonna be so mad when he wakes up with poop all over himself!

MuddFlappin’ by Sheriff_Schlong November 21, 2023

Happy Spongebob 

When a person defaecates on another person's face, including the mouth, then proceeds to rub the feces into that person's face with either their hands or their butt cheeks.

I am such a dirty bitch! I've given over 300 Happy Spongebobs since I was in College, and I'm proud of it!

Happy Spongebob by Sheriff_Schlong August 3, 2023