Splash Damage

1. When you poop in a toilet and the water slings back up at your ass.

2. When you pee and your urine bounces back at you.

3. In video games when you attack something and it causes damage to surrounding enemies.

1. I went to the public toilet and had serious splash damage.

2. I tried peeing on the guys car but I got splash damaged.

3. I'm gonna through my grenade.
BOOM!
That caused like 20% splash damage to those suckas over there.

by stormychild March 23, 2016

Splashadoodle

When 2 fat people in hover chairs splash water at eachother. Also, splashadoodle is also known as a reference to an amazing pre-cum during sex with men.

Nathan: i splashadoodled all over Andy last night, fucking worth it

by Handicap Penadoodle August 9, 2016

splash god

A term used when you're on fire from the 3-point line in NBA 2K

Swish! Another one! I'm the splash god, boy.

by coloncrock June 5, 2016

Splash God

A term used when you're on fire from the 3-point line in NBA 2K

Swish! Another one! Call me the splash god, boy.

by coloncrock June 5, 2016

Splosher

When a poo hits the toilet water and water sploshes up and hits you. Used to describe someone who is basically the splash off a poo.

David, you absolute splosher.

by Minky October 5, 2016

Splash-N-Dash

When someone splashes shit all over the company toilet and then leaves it for someone else to clean up.

Someone did a splash-n-dash in the women's restroom this morning and now everyone has to use the toilets back in production.

by Dr Frank N Furter January 27, 2017

splashed out

Consumed two drugs; usually weed and lean or bars and lean and feel great.

I'm splashed out right now

by bcrush January 31, 2017