Salted caramel

When you have to balance your mood perfectly with a reply that doesn’t come off too salty or sweet because you are a little of both. You mean to convey a feeling of “I’m annoyed at you” but “I care about you” in one response.

Make sure your response is salted caramel.

Examples; “I’m sure you had a lot going on yesterday which is why you didn’t reply to my text”

“I saw you last night but you looked like you were having too good a time to notice me”

by Respondant February 12, 2018

un-salted peanuts

Pretty much the opposite of cashews

The yankee's winning period... ever... cause i hate them is just un-salted peanuts

by john fagerholm May 5, 2005

supreme saltine

An especially skilled white person. Cracker, affectionately.

"Man that whiteboy on the organ is tearing it up!"

"Yup. He's the supreme saltine"

by yno May 10, 2005

garlic salt

A crazy spice slash seasoning that yoopers like on their grilled cheeses.

Sane people from the lower peninsula, wisconsin and chicago don't understand what those crazy fuckers like about it. It makes your breath smell like turd and not the good kind of turd, either.

Drunk yooper: Hey man, you got any garlic salt i can put on that grilled cheeze?

Normal person: no, you're a crazy bastard.

by milkycheeseface January 22, 2007

hot salt soup

cum, sperm

"No Chinese for me, I just had some Hot Salt Soup!"

by Angel December 30, 2002

Salt Lake City

another definition for salty. to be upset or let down by something.

Person 1: I have to go to work for 12 hours tonight.

Person 2: Salt Lake City

by flyawaysms January 8, 2011

ball salter

When you salt your own testacles.

"Yo G-unit, 50 just salted his nuts!"

by Branden April 13, 2005