Snit

When you sneeze and shit at the same time while on the toilet, splattering the pan with excrement.

Imagine shitting in a shot gun barrel, loading the gun and firing it - Sam did a massive snit in the caravan toilet

by Simon Snit-er August 2, 2024

Snitch

1.) a person who tells on a fellow criminal in an attempt at getting away with their own crime.

2.) Someone who steals from people with out them knowing, when they are sleeping, not paying attention or unaware of the activity, basically a sneaky thief.

That dude snitched on his dealer when his house got hit by the feds, I should have known he would turn out that way when he stole my phone while I was passed out.

by Batterybob August 20, 2024

snitcheroo

Something Zein calls Hassan when he tells stuff to his mom

Omg Hassan, you told your mom my cat litter idea, you are such a snitcheroo!

by Wolf0711 August 22, 2024

snitching

telling on someone for doing something minor, or doing something that doesn't matter, I.E: telling on someone for watching TV longer than you have.

telling on someone for something SERIOUS, I.E: bullying and/or doing something inappropriate, is not considered snitching.

i caught a man snitching on someone who did something that didn't matter.

by Samucob123 October 8, 2023

Snitch

Freya cope was snitching because she is racist!

don’t do a freya! (snitching)

by haldoal October 23, 2023

Snitchtitution

"Female informants who are paid to use sexual advances, oral sex, and/or intercourse to get information or set up known criminals and drug dealers while monitored by local authorities or the party which hired her services." Snitchtitutes are a detectives favorite tool for gathering intelligence.

Over the last 15 years Dayton Ohio and other known drug hubs along interstates I70 and I75 have became infested with snitchtitution fueled by over zealous detectives looking to take shortcuts and bypass their own legal limitations.

by Pedro Freshcobar November 2, 2023

Shwity

When a girl takes a shit without taking her tampons out.

I took a shwity earlier because I had no new tampond to replace the used one.

by anonymous January 4, 2024