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The best show in the past, present, and future of the world. Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovsky, Stan Marsh, and Kenny McCormick make up the kickass characters in this great show. Cartman's a Nazi fat kid with a hatred of hippies, gingers, jews, and basically every group he's not a part of. Kyle's a normal, fun loving jew kid. Stan's your average shmoe, and Kenny's so poor, he eats pop tarts for dinner every night. NEW EPISODES OF SOUTH PARK EVERY WEDNESDAY ON COMEDY CENTRAL.
Shut up, you fucking Jew. (cartman)
But Moooooooooooooooom, i (gibberish) TOMORROW! (cartman)
Shut up, fatass! (kyle)
mmm fmmm hmmfhm hmfmfmhf hmmm! (kenny)
that's totally uber 1337 kool. (stan)
Mr. Hat is gonna slap you bitches up. (Mrs. Garrison)
south park, the best show on earth
by the stifmeister March 30, 2008
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Southern Polytechnic State University

A commuter college in Marietta GA settled between Cobb Parkway, South Marietta Parkway, and South Cobb Drive.
It is an engineering and technical college that was created in 1948 as an alternative for students who didn't want to get academically raped at Georgia Tech, through a hands and applied approach.
SPSU students are more likely to get hired upon graduation, however stealing GA Tech's mascot, and bastardizing it. GA Tech = yellow jackets while SPSU = green hornets.
Like GA Tech, the women at SPSU are few and far between. This is why the acronym for this college also stands for Sausage Party State University.
Also due to this lack of women, SPSU also churns out gays who have given up on women and hook up with their room mates.
Dude, let's go out this weekend. Nah, I think I'm going to stay around Sausage Party State University and work on my bromance with my roomie.
Only at Southern Polytechnic State University.
by spsuanon July 27, 2009
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South Armagh

Autonomous region of Ireland. Famous for it's rolling hills covered in army watchtowers. This is where the Barrack Buster became famous.
No one has a TV licence in South Armagh.
by Adrian December 14, 2003
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South Beach Diet

The South Beach Diet is a 3 phase diet created by cardiologist Arthur Agatston from Miami (hence the name of the diet) which stresses the idea of eating "good carbs and good fats" and staying away from "bad carbs and bad fats".

The idea is that you will develop a better insulin resistance which will help you keep your metabolism in shape. It is highly advised in the diet that people stay away from saturated fats and trans fats.

There are certain foods that are permitted and certain foods that are advised against. The diet has therefore come under fire for being too restrictive and not examining more foods to be placed in these 2 categories.

The South Beach Diet is the main competitor of Weight Watchers. The 2 programs have had bitter battles for participants including advertising wars, claims against each other, boasting of their accomplishments and much more. For these reasons some former followers of these diets have resorted to diet pills, some of the most dangerous diet solutions on the market.
Her diet was going well, she was on the South Beach Diet and couldn't stand the foods being practically rationed but she was losing weight.
by Sid Barrett August 2, 2007
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Inverted South Dakotian Palm Tree

Involves 5 girls in a circle all lying on their backs with their legs spread eagle. Then a guy in a handstand is slowly rotated by two other guys in the middle of the circle, And procedes to pleasure all the girls with his tongue.
(To this day has still never been done.)
Dude last night we almost had enough drunk chicks to attempt a Inverted South Dakotian Palm Tree but Bill couldn't stay in a fucking handstand.
by Bernard the wet slapper January 21, 2008
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Dirty South Cleanser

While receiving a blumpkin or country blumpkin, the issuing party inserts her index or middle digit into the recipient's asshole. This combination has many therapuetic benefits, including constipation relief.
At the point of climax, the issuer removes her finger, usually releasing a substantial amount of fecal matter and creating intense feelings of pleasure, relief, and full-bodied cleansing.
1) I finally convinced my girl to give me a Dirty South Cleanser yesterday.
2) Conswaila is kindof slow at cleaning the house, but she sure knows how to give a great Dirty South Cleanser.
3) As if receiving the blumpkin wasn't great enough, she slipped me the Dirty South Cleanser to really clean the pipes!
by Tiger Tickler November 8, 2009
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South Africa

South Africa is the coolest country in Africa. It has some of the best surfing spots in the world. South Africa, contrary to popular to belief, is very modernized in certain areas. Big cities like Cape Town, Johannesburg, Pretoria(the capital), and coolest of all, Durban. Go to South Africa sometime! It's awesome!
I went to South Africa this summer and it was fucking awesome. The surfing there is incredible!!!
by dunst December 14, 2004
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