smaktard

A Noun that describes a type of person in a FPS game that will frag his superior officers such as the commander in charge and seem to be playing in reality for the opposing team. Another word for SMACKTARD may possibly be Trator.

Brigadere General Commander is shot to death by a smaktard team-mate repeatedly to the point where he can not command effectively. Game example: BF2142.

by Sal_Manella July 22, 2007

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smart patrol

(n.) a collective name for bloggers, commentators, and other personages who comment on daily life, generally in a curmudgeonly fashion. Similar in nature to "the fashion police," but generally more related to the general status quo.

The smart patrol on "The Daily Show" really nailed the Vice President on his secrecy fetish with their segment "You Don't Know Dick."

by Jacques Treatment January 9, 2008

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Smart Price Beans

Lowest common denominator - Defined during some verbal exchanges amoung young professionals as being the easiest, lowest or least intellectual retort during a jokingly heated verbal exchange and can also often referred to as the "smart price tin of beans"

Glen: "That's it Smiffy, as always go for the lowest common denominator"
Smiffy: "*mocking hand action* blah blah blah, lowest common denominator as always you opt for your asda smart price beans comment when you have nothing more to say"
Glen: "typical Smiffy"

by miffysa July 13, 2010

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Smart Phone Bitch

One who uses their smart phone to do the bidding of someone who does not have a smart phone

Cindy: " Yeah, I was that woman's smart phone bitch Friday, she had my thumbs tapping the keyboard all night long."
Lynn:, "Damn, I hate it when that happens, why don't they get their own smart phone?"

by cindylouwholigan January 26, 2012

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