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Shreena

When you slip up with a girl and you buy another shot for her, she takes it, bitch slaps you and then points and laughs while stomping a stiletto heel in your nutsack.
H Dude: Aye baby lemme get you another shot!
(A shreena is going down)
Random person: Oh snap! That dude jus got Shreena'd!
by DJ DHoLa December 30, 2010
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screenior citizen

An old person who spends all his/her time at the computer or television.
My grandma spends all her time at the computer now that I taught her to surf the web. She's a screenior citizen.
by black@heart September 8, 2010
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Windows XP Black Screen

The time where you're getting in to the computer, you figure you'd listen to some tunes and finally, a big FAT BLACK screen appears. If anyone tries to look it this up to see if this is troubleshooting, try searching the Yahoo engine.
"I'm so sick of it. The Windows XP Black Screen happens everytime I am on the computer for along time!"
by Kevin Souice January 24, 2006
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screef

Accidentally hearing someone wrong by thinking they said one thing when they actually said another. Aural version of scrife.
Did you just say you ate a baby?" "Um...no, I said I HATED babies." "Oh, I totally screefed you. My bad.
by Strange Alice August 9, 2010
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screen dump

When you are unable to download an image, a screenshot is taken and then saved to your computer. This Results in your own copy of the image but generally at low quality. Often used to obtain other peoples display pictures.
Person1: have you got a picture of your girl friend yet?
Person2: nah, she only has her display picture
Person1: Screen dump it and send then.
by Hypo_Mix October 19, 2005
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They're not on my screen

A stupid saying which turned into a meme by Kootra during Minecraft: Carnival Of Doooom w/ Nova, Kootra & SSoH Ep.8
Ex1.
Nova: whooooa look at all these f**king carts. hehehe
Kootra: where are they?
Nova:how many times did you guys failed to come back.
Seamus: alot.
Kootra: I don't see any carts.
Nova: There's three carts here..
Kootra: They are not on my screen.
Nova mocks Kootra: they are not on my screeen. heh

Ex2.
Nova: I wanna go into the damn freak show! I want to see a two headed cow or something.
Kootra: yea, im sure they are going to have that.
Nova: Obvioussssly.. they could. You wouldn't know..because.. it's not on your screen.
Nova in mocking voice: they're not on my screen.
by onlyZHUI October 21, 2011
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screening

usually an indie movie or film. When this word is used, I tend to imagine that it is cheaper or free as opposed to when it's CALLED a movie or a flm.

Indie elitists use this term to sound cool, as do I.
1. Let's go watch the (insert film here) screening tonight.

2. I heard they're screening (insert film her) at (x location). Let's go watch.
by rise up rise against June 21, 2004
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