Shitty McDickerson

An Irish anal enthusiast.

Old Shitty McDickerson over there sure does have a smelly cock.

by buttdavehead May 1, 2014

shitty McDermott

One who shits and/or farts excessively

That bitch is a regular Shitty McDermott!

by M0n$t3r August 18, 2014

Shitty pop cock

I pop bottle that looks and feels like a big dick

I found a shitty Pop cock

by Tummy monkey Monday February 6, 2015

shitty pow

Forceable self ass sex

The king had no friends so he shitty powed himself everynight

by DerbyPopcorn February 23, 2015

shitty selfie

A selfie taken while defecating or "shitting" typically showing the back of the toilet in frame.

This morning I took a shitty selfie since I ate that taco bell last night and I wanted to capture the moment for my grandmother.

by creationclouds April 3, 2015

shitty surprise

This sexual act can only be performed once in a relationship. If done more than once, the subject should be subject to ridicule.
This act can only be performed if the subject is unaware. A Shitty Surprise is the act which when a woman is about to receive a mans ejaculation, the man makes her close her eyes, he then turns around and shits on her face.

Note: Explosive diarrhea works best!

Guy 1: " Yeah, I gave her a Shitty Surprise last night"
Guy 2: "I did it the other week with my ex"

by mary poppins butthole October 26, 2014

Shnitted

When someone sneeze's and accidentally shits their pants.

Michael: Dude, Hilary Shnitted on my lap!

Dude: Bro! Same shit , different ass..

by Alex.Is.Nicki January 22, 2015