SWANK

The perfect woman; Single, working and no kids.

"That new lady you dating decent?"
"Yeah, she's swank."

by Deus822 May 16, 2013

Swanny

1. The act of being beautiful, intelligent and witty. 2. A predispostion to having a short haircut. 3. One who enjoys very rough, volatile sex...including swallowing every time (and believing it's completely normal).

That girl you're seeing is such a Swanny...I heard she spent last night eating dates, drinking Cabernet and listening to Bjork.

by MakeFucker July 7, 2010

Swanning

The act of inserting one's thumb into another's anus with your fist in a 'thumbs up' manner, continuing in a repetitive 'up and down' fashion.

I plan to do some Swanning. Past Tense - You just got Swanned!

by cheesemonkey101 July 18, 2011

swank the toodle

Masturbation by men.

"Dude, stop swanking your toodle, my mom's coming!"

by RGE May 6, 2005

Swanson Appetite

A tall lanky white guy who loves to eat pussy. Swanson
Pussy is his appetite and that is all he craves and will not stop until he's had enough which is most likely never.

Look, he's got a swanson appetite!

by Billl Cosby April 12, 2008

Swanky Pirate Hooker

Taurus is her sign, & she is STUBBORN! Swanky is exremely dedicated once you've shown her your intent.
Swanky gives & expects; fairness, respect, & honesty.
A music, & fashion lover! Pleased with originality & diversity, visually stimulated, & isn't quite the drinker people associate with Pirate Hookers.

Founder - Pirate Hooker Nation (secret sisterhood)

That Swanky Pirate Hooker,?, original she moves to her own beat.,
FromPirate Hooker Nation Swanky Pirate Hooker - founded secretly long ago....

The Swanky Pirate Hooker could ROCK that, she's got her own style!!

by (= Pirate Hooker October 26, 2010

Swanton

A form of gay sex that involves one man licking another mans sweaty, hairy anus usually after a workout or high energy activity.

Oh my god Bill, you'll never believe it, Ronny asked me to give him a swanton and it was so disgusting I almost vomited, at least he came on my face after.

by GayNiggaLife November 17, 2018