Swamp Donkey

Fat chicks that hang out in Country Western Bars

Heee Haaa....check out the Swamp Donkeys line dancing.

by Swampdonkeyslayer May 8, 2003

Swamp

'a swampa' a person who is attractive from a distance but when you see them close up they are disgusting.

Michael: Hey dude look at Charlotte shes hot

Adam:Dude shes a complete swamp when you get close

by SAMSOJ July 13, 2011

swamazing

A mix of the words "sweet" and "amazing".

"Helping that pedestrian in distress was a really swamazing thing to do."

by swamazer February 14, 2008

swammy shoes

An old or used worn out or otherwise forgotten item of footwear that you can use to go swimming around hazardous areas containing glass rocks and high drops.

Thank god i wore my swammy shoes off this 60 foot cliff

by zach413 July 2, 2008

Swamp Tuba

Giving a reach-around handjob to an overweight man while spitting (including flem or small amount of vomit) into his anus, before tonguing it. Similar to a Rusty Trombone.

The person had a bad cold before giving a rusty trombone to a hairy fat dude, and then sneezed in his ass. It turned into a Swamp Tuba (or Swampy Tuba).

by arzole January 12, 2010

swampstache

This is when your mustache feels "swampy" after drinking or eating something a little sticky or syrupy and not wiping your mustache off well enough (or at all, yecchh) with a napkin.

"Man, my 'stache feels gross. Must be swampstache after eating that ice cream."

by electrofreeze February 3, 2010

swamp slapshot

When you slap your penis hard against a girls vagina who has a bad yeast infection. It sounds similar to stepping knee deep in swamp mud.

Yo that biddy is totally sloppy, you can her that swamp slapshot from a mile away.

by office12 April 22, 2010