Swammy

Swammy is another word for gun. The word comes from South London.

"Swammy real close"

"Swammy shooter"

by Don Trapstar June 11, 2010

swammy

You say this to someone when they do something incredibly uncool. It can also be said when someone gets in your face and they have bad breath.

"Dude, my mom fixed me meatloaf last night!"
"Swammy!"

by Sheila Serio September 29, 2004

swammy

Uncool, usually in disbelief

August uttered swammy as he awoke to Phillip busting all over his grill piece.

by Chris whittman September 22, 2008

Swammy

When someone says or does something stupid/lame; incredibly expected! This word is muttered under the breath or to a friend for laughs.

*said by a guy* "Omg you are so amazingly stunningly beautiful"! (Swammy)

by C-Town born January 14, 2017

Swammy

When you wash your hair in the morning and let it air dry so it is wet all day.

Ew! I showered this morning and now I'm all swammy!

by Sarah Huffington January 26, 2018

swammy shoes

An old or used worn out or otherwise forgotten item of footwear that you can use to go swimming around hazardous areas containing glass rocks and high drops.

Thank god i wore my swammy shoes off this 60 foot cliff

by zach413 July 2, 2008

Sammy Hagar paradox

First seen in his song entitled "I Can't Drive 55" it describes the notion that it is physically impossible for Sammy Hagar to travel at the speed of 55 mph (miles per hour). No matter what mode of transportation whether it is a car, bike, airplane, etc, it is impossible for him to travel exactly 55 mph. The speedometer on any transportation device that Sammy Hagar occupies will never read the speed of 55 mph. Instead it will skip over 55 mph to 56 mph or 54 mph (depending on whether the vehicle is increasing or deceasing speed). Therefore, it is thought that perhaps Sammy Hagar possess some power that allows him to bend time and space to his will, but only at the speed of 55 mph. This act of bending time and space is currently being researched by Professor Stephen Hawking the British theoretical physicist.

I saw Sammy Hagar today in his car with one foot on the brake and one on the gas and i swear that he couldn't go 55 mph...its that damn Sammy Hagar paradox

When ever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust

You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55

by El Oso Blanco June 23, 2010