Schrodinger’s slug

Someone who resorts to using easy / overused comebacks because they're too slow to come up with an original one on the spot. Some of which include:

"Cry about it"
"Stay mad"
"Cope"
"Snowflake"
"No one asked"
"Ratio"

Guy 1: "You know you can't end racism by creating a petition on Change.org, right?"
Guy 2: *in head* "shit, i can't think of anything. what do i do..."
Guy 2: "Cope. xD"
Guy 1: "Same insult again? Man, you really are Schrodinger’s slug."

by MinkleMic July 27, 2021

The Slug Fultrum

A mass of creatures in the Xeuron Straight. They feed off the hingle fibers. The creatures like to sap the theorons from your mind when you enter the straight. They will sometimes block a dark crystalline gradient and prevent the entering of the straight.

The Slug Fultrum was clogging my gateway!!!

by Exposed brain May 30, 2021

Slug Slagging

Shoving a slug in a sock, freezing it, and fisting someone

Slug Slagging is fisting someone with a frozen slug
I just "Slug Slagged" Livy
I just fisted a girl with a frozen snail i "Slug Slagged" her

by Slugslagger March 19, 2024

Slug

Slang for a homeless person and can be quite offensive in nature. Analogous to how slugs are technically homeless snails.

You hear about the boys gettin laid off? They 'bout to be sluggin' it!

by yournakedwindowneighbor January 23, 2023

guttural slug

a shitty metal band that has awful lyrics but good drums and the members are nice

“hey have you heard of guttural slug?”
“of course! who hasn’t? they suck ass though”

by miukiiieeeiei November 21, 2021

Worker Slugs

A slugrope blasted at high velocity due to yankin your bird with greasy palms. Specifically a big solo load that leads to getting 86’d from an establishment such as (but not limited to): Planet Fitness, Zoom Tan, Cayuga Community College, etc.

“Yes sir baby! Out here workin! Catching 86’s and greasing palms throwing out worker slugs all over the judgement free zone!”

by Worker86 March 31, 2025

Slug

a penis, a large erected piece of skin. that causes orgasms

oh mate can i slip my slug in ya

by slippery slug June 10, 2019