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Simp

A Simp is someone who is overly nice to women with the goal to get in a relationship with them even if it means ditching his best friends. They usually never get any women tho.
Dude 1:Jack won’t stop talking to the girls and he doesn’t hang out with the boys.

Dude 2: He is a simp
by Dog shampoo March 22, 2020
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Simp Pimp

A person who has multiple people simping over them
Jennifer always has a lot of cash because she's a Simp Pimp.
by I_tothe_J July 4, 2020
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Sampson

Sampson is an ok guy nothing amazing about him he just normal he's not very strong but not very week and his looks are average but his personalities a different story he cares for people a lot mabye even too much if you are in his life he will risk everything to help you and he deals with stress and depression like anyone else but he doesn't take it out on anyone and if your dating him he is a keeper
Oh hi sampson
by Mr.niceguy123 July 25, 2020
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simp

a girl who does weird shit to get a guy to like her
by 5L_GliZzOcK November 3, 2020
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Phil Sampson

Oldish man, rides a bike to school with a flashy reflector on it. Makes fun of everyone, gets made fun of. Needs a haircut.
"Did you see Sampson riding his bike to school this morning?"
"No, but I saw some weirdo with a flashy reflector, he really needed a haircut too."
by someone really tight April 19, 2005
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Meg Sampson

An incredibly awesome singer on youtube, bound to go viral
Youtube fanatic: wow, this Meg Sampson has an incredible voice! Everyone should search her!
by Anonymous3456 January 1, 2012
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GAY SIMP

A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under a man in hopes of winning them over, without the male bringing anything to the table.
GAY SIMP IS SOMEONE WHO SIMPS MEN
LOOK OVER THERE ITS A GAY SIMP
by oksimp April 3, 2020
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