An improvised tool or device to protect one's genitals balls nuts testicles scrotum from being hit with an object.
Ryan threw a water bottle at my nuts, but I used my plate as a Texas Shield.
Mario tried to flick me in the balls, but I used my phone as a Texas Shield and now his knuckles hurt.
Mario tried to flick me in the balls, but I used my phone as a Texas Shield and now his knuckles hurt.
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Get the Blake shields mug.When you use the fact that you raised money for charity as a form of deflection against criticism for any oopsie you made. Very prominent on social media influencers and Youtubers.
Person 1: So have you heard about this guy who got himself into trouble on the internet?
Fan: WHY ARE PEOPLE SO FOCUSED ON HIS MISTAKES?! WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE CHARITY RUNS HE DID IN THE PAST?!
Person 1: How does raising money for charity negate these actions? There's no such thing as a Charity Shield."
Fan: WHY ARE PEOPLE SO FOCUSED ON HIS MISTAKES?! WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE CHARITY RUNS HE DID IN THE PAST?!
Person 1: How does raising money for charity negate these actions? There's no such thing as a Charity Shield."
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