Texas Shield

An improvised tool or device to protect one's genitals balls nuts testicles scrotum from being hit with an object.

Ryan threw a water bottle at my nuts, but I used my plate as a Texas Shield.

Mario tried to flick me in the balls, but I used my phone as a Texas Shield and now his knuckles hurt.

by chaimy4life November 6, 2012

Parental Shield

When a person has to come to their parent for help on literally everything.

Sadly you have to use your dad as a Parental Shield.

by AgentFrenchFry October 14, 2015

The shielder

Someone who is easy to get nudes off. You only talk to them to get nudes.

The shielder sent me so many pics last night.

by Pa June 12, 2017

Window shield Sexual

When you are sexually attracted to windshields

For Example "Cassandra is window shield sexual."

by DC778 August 17, 2017

Blake shields

A fuck boy that’s beats girls and only wants the pics

Blake Shields is a pussy

by Blake shields May 29, 2018

Charity Shield

When you use the fact that you raised money for charity as a form of deflection against criticism for any oopsie you made. Very prominent on social media influencers and Youtubers.

Person 1: So have you heard about this guy who got himself into trouble on the internet?

Fan: WHY ARE PEOPLE SO FOCUSED ON HIS MISTAKES?! WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE CHARITY RUNS HE DID IN THE PAST?!

Person 1: How does raising money for charity negate these actions? There's no such thing as a Charity Shield."

by blacktrojan3921 December 19, 2018

Celtican Shield-breaker

A sex move where a man lays upside down on a shield and spins around, and his partner takes a running leap to land on top

After the Celtican Shield-breaker, Sebastian wasn't able to walk for the rest of the night!

by Papa Pizza March 1, 2019