Texas Shield

An improvised tool or device to protect one's genitals balls nuts testicles scrotum from being hit with an object.
Ryan threw a water bottle at my nuts, but I used my plate as a Texas Shield.

Mario tried to flick me in the balls, but I used my phone as a Texas Shield and now his knuckles hurt.
by chaimy4life May 27, 2012
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